There are bad movies and there are bad movies. I came to this much as I came to Evil Toons … the tagline for this contains the line “careful what you wish for” and the plot summary describes creatures which make your fantasies come true … before killing you. And I’m not gonna deny, this notion appeals to me, lol. Then I spent 30 minutes wondering just where are the eponymous goblins? Only to discover, when they finally appear, that oh dear … oh dear oh dear oh dear …
What baffles me most about movies this kind of bad is that they can’t even satisfy the prurient interest factor. They can’t even give the core audience a decent gory death, a titillating amount of flesh … they can’t even come up with interesting fantasies. It’s possible for a movie to be completely devoid of story, acting, originality, yet still anybody can put these cheap and shallow elements on the screen … just, not in this film. Yes, there’s an argument to be made that these things shouldn’t be on the screen in the first place (though I won’t get behind it
) … the point I’m making is that if you’re gonna make a movie like this – and here somebody has – you better at least deliver them. Otherwise it’s just insulting that such a thing made it into my viewing experience.


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