As my mind boggles at how this installment has a higher score than the original on the IMDb and yet no one defending the ’89 movie anywhere, despite my pretty much zoning out after the point where they kill the eponymous reindeer here, this review becomes an easy one to write because I know exactly what I need to say. There is no way in hell that this is better than the original Prancer.
The original was about faith, childhood, and entirely put you in the best kind of Christmas spirit, that of a child. Its comedy came from truth: right from the off, for example, the little heroine’s loud singing which in itself reflected on the themes, she sang loud because she really believed in Christmas that much, it was an outward expression of her enthusiasm. The comedy in this movie is pure and simple slapstick. This story could be transplanted and displaced wherever and whenever you want it because it is nothing but a typical “kid brings something home they’re not supposed to and hilarity ensues” tale. You know: E.T., Fly Away Home, Pete’s Dragon. Oh wait, those were all fantastic because they weren’t piggybacking someone else’s legend. Prancer Returns‘ relationship with the first movie? It’s the same town, the kid in question expresses interest in the original story (which is quickly swept aside), and decides that a dead reindeer he finds is Prancer, thence naming the baby reindeer he finds close to the scene … also Prancer.
People speak of remakes and re-imaginings as “raping their childhood” and I always found that a ludicrously extreme response to the things I saw it said of but I understand the feeling here because this movie has no respect whatsoever for its namesake. It’s like one of the many sequels to Hellraiser which had nothing to do with Clive Barker’s universe but had the box and Pinhead shoehorned in somewhere, enough to warrant a title and coverart and nothing more. Only, this was worse. Consider it deleted from the Sky+ box and forgotten forever. Yes kids might like it but they deserve better, and let’s face it there’s plenty better.
(It needs to be said perhaps that I wrote most of the above long before the movie finished: I half hoped, half feared the movie would make a fool of me by maybe having the original Prancer actually “Return” hence the title at the end or something but not even that … seriously how anybody can feel good about this movie is beyond me.)


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