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St. Trinian’s: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold

St. Trinian’s: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold

Monday, July 12th, 2010

As I said in my review of the first of these revivals of the old British series, I always loved the original Trinian’s movies, and since then I’ve seen them all again on DVD and can tell you I still pretty much do (some aren’t great but always fun). And I even enjoyed that first modern take on the idea… even if, to be honest, I can’t quite remember why right now. I do remember I loved the two first-years in that movie, though, and the first relief here was that they’re back… along with even more of the new intake.

For the most part, for its first half, this movie pretty much appeased my low expectations simply by being clear about its story and easy to follow, along with just a few good giggles (mostly from the younger ones, it has to be said… I can do without the “teen appeal” posing of the older set, I’m sure none of the original Trinian’s girls would’ve been seen dead in Gucci…)

Just when it began to get interesting, that is, delivering on all the setup, there’s a scene that pretty much killed it for me personally. It’s a straight up parody of The Exorcist only it actually concerns real possession, like, it’s not just done as a silly joke, it’s a plot point and everything. I know this is meant to be a silly movie, but that just seemed cheap and plain stupid. It’s not even contained to the one scene, and goes on way too long.

It picks up slightly after this but it’s a tough recovery. The final act here is practically identical to the first movie’s, with the girls descending onto London in a (pretty awesome to behold, has to be said) flashmob scene and infiltration of a Cultural Event. It feels a little lazy, but there is a least a little more from those younger girls from the first movie in this sequence. I think I was just still reeling from the terrible Exorcist gag to get back into it as much as I might’ve in the end. It’s a shame the people behind these remakes feel the need to go so low for a guaranteed laugh from the lowest common denominator etc. Likewise on the Sarah Harding casting and the “cool” treatment of the older girls. It’s way off the original concept to have such mainstream style in a St. Trinian’s movie, at least in my opinion. All this said, I’m sure I won’t be able to resist if they try again.



Fame [2009]

Fame [2009]

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Here’s another that I looked forward to for a long time once it was announced, though perhaps in a different way entirely. The trailers for this and an interview I read with its screenwriter really got my hopes up for this one, and really even as time wore on I never truly thought it was capable of being as bad as so many first expected and later reported it to be. I love the original movie, it works and I believe still would work for a teenager today who was truly interested in entering the arts; this looked simply like an attempt to update it for the X Factor generation, and I figured (and stand by this): if all it is is “better than X Factor”, then that’s better than it could’ve been.

And it is. I was really surprised by how much remains here not only in spirit but actually whole plot points etc of Alan Parker’s original movie. The grit has been removed, yes; the songs, all but one (“Out Here On My Own”), changed entirely or updated (the “Fame” remix)… amazingly, more than a few of these new songs ain’t half bad, like the replacement for “Is it Okay if I Call You Mine?” The cast of teachers: Bebe Neuwirth, Kelsey Grammer, Charles S. Dutton, the mighty Debbie Allen herself, can only be a good thing, right? And the movie still actually makes this path in life look pretty damn hard: something I really didn’t expect. In fact, I found the movie felt so little at times like it was reaching for that reality/talent show type of fame-seeking audience that I wondered who the heck it was trying to appeal to.

No, it’s not great. Yes, the original is the one you should watch. But this is so much better than it could’ve been, better than countless dance movies of the past decade, better, nay, a thousand times better, than the stage show adaptation I had the misfortune to see in the early 00s. That’s all, really: it’s not bad, and certainly not the crime it could’ve been.



The Great St. Trinian’s Train Robbery

The Great St. Trinian’s Train Robbery

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

This may be the only one of the originals to be shot in colour but I have to say I got almost nothing from it whatsoever. It irks me to say but here the kinky schoolgirl stuff evolves even further to the point where it is simply leery and smutty and not in the least bit sexy. To be honest, I’d kind of had my fill of the naughty schoolgirls by the time this one came around and I maybe didn’t give it a fair trial but it seems to me (if you’ll excuse the pun) the series had run out of steam too by this point. In 1966 cinema as a whole was on the verge of a giant tipping point that really blew up in 1967 and this whole concept is too much of the old world. I think there were still a couple of laughs to be had and if you like railways, particularly British ones, you’ll find plenty to behold – but it’s no Pure Hell.



The Pure Hell of St. Trinian’s

The Pure Hell of St. Trinian’s

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

“There’ll always be trouble when there’s arson around.”

This gets off to a reassuring start as the school burns to the ground and all 200 pupils find themselves in a courtroom. As I said in the Blue Murder, it would’ve been easy to spin these off every year and just do the exact same story over and over again. The girls are even more sexualised here and ironically that makes it even less shocking really, there being nothing more pathetic in my eyes to people who clearly want to admit that some schoolgirls are sexy but their only way of showing it is to cast people who look to be 10 years out of school, lol. The Hamlet soliloquy to striptease is kind of brilliant (“It’s the suspense … it’s unbearable!”) and it has as many moments as the other films in the series, but again it’s hardly comic genius.

It could be the cumulative effect of watching them all so closely together (one does always need time to adjust to the style and tone of humour in older movies), it could be the beers I had while watching :-P Or it could be the image of the younger St. Trinian’s girls at the end storming an army base in tanks – nothing better in my mind than such a juxtaposition :) – but this is certainly my fave of the series so far and the one I’m likely to watch again sooner.



Blue Murder at St. Trinian’s

Blue Murder at St. Trinian’s

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

This seems more like the St. Trinian’s I remember. What surprised me in the first of these was how many younger girls were in the cast. Here, most of the action involves cast whose average age probably rivals Grease for people playing schoolkids. There are still a handful of little ones, but this one clearly makes a move towards the “kinky schoolgirl” thing the series is perhaps unfortunately known best for. There’s some amusement as the girls hit the road and travel across Europe but this section is really a far too short montage when it could have made the whole movie. I was surprised how different the story was from the first movie – it would be easy with such a perfect set up to just bring in more girls and create more mischief in school bounds for 90 minutes. Having watched all four of the originals in one sitting, however, I must say this is one of, if not the, weakest.



The Belles of St. Trinian’s

The Belles of St. Trinian’s

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

You’ve gotta love a movie that begins with the sound of machine gun fire over a girls’ school sign and a simple POV shot from the inside of a schoolbus over which is laid the sounds of its students screaming maniacally. I’ve probably seen most of the movies in this series in the past, I certainly remember watching at least one of them often when I was really little (which one, I haven’t a clue) – if you can call it watching, I probably liked the idea of mischief at school but missed most of the humour entirely.

What surprised me here is how much the recent remake resembled it – I had the feeling that from the start these movies were populated with much older girls wearing the uniforms etc but was surprised by the number of younger ones present here. Speaking of the remake, I feel the same way about these original St. Trinian’s movie re: the remake as I do the old Pink Panther movies … I’ve never been one to give any immediate high regard to a work on account of its age, and when it comes to discussing the remake in general many too many blindly overpraise the originals and slam the new when in purely objective terms they’re both just pretty unremarkable in the grand scheme of cinema. I really enjoyed the new St. Trinian’s movie, and I really enjoy this – neither will make it high on my faves lists.



High School Musical 3: Senior Year

High School Musical 3: Senior Year

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

“You see what happens when you do a show? You become like five people.”
“What’s wrong with that? We used to come here when we were kids and we’d be ten people.”

I figured I best get this in before Mark Kermode gives it Best Picture at his Kermode Awards next week, hehe, and the good news is that I’m pretty much with him on this one. Here’s my High School Musical history – I was pleasantly surprised by the first one but I did feel rather like I’d been forced to watch it. I kinda loved the sequel in a completely non-cinematic way just for Sharpay’s sheer pinkness, lol. A third one, I could kinda take or leave it. As a result, I have to admit, I was kinda blown away even after Mark Kermode’s gushy review of it way back on its release.

I love the structure here – everything is much larger as you’d expect as the first installment to be made for the big screen … but at the same time, everything is oddly more compact. We’re thrown into what could easily be the last scene in the movie as the Wildcats play their last big game, and the songs cut into what look like full production numbers for the big musical they’re rehearsing. It’s weird how the movie feels like it’s playing with the timeline of the story even though it never really does. There’s barely a single scene outdoors let alone away from the school and that I love too. The thing to be aware of here is that the subtitle might just as well be “Reality Not Allowed” and though I’d usually be the person being cynical and negative about a picture of school life as presented here, I really have been shaking my head at the reviews that say that movies like this are to blame for anorexia and school shootings and the like. Not a single thought like that entered my head while watching this, even though it’s the most strangely equipped school I’ve ever seen, a strange fantasy land too where even the social misfits have some kind of worthwhile part to play, etc. Those thoughts never crossed my mind because the movie just doesn’t leave any room for them to occur. I surrendered to it within minutes and by the time Gabriella and Troy were singing in the rain on the rooftop, I was honestly dabbing my eyes and that wasn’t the end of the tearduct malfunction either. This is just a joyous experience and I just can’t say a bad thing about it.



Melody aka S.W.A.L.K.

Melody aka S.W.A.L.K.

Monday, February 9th, 2009

Well, my expectations were through the roof for this one – I mean, more than ever. The title, the poster (challenging The Wizard of Oz of all things proclaiming it as “The Happiest Film Ever Made!”), the fact it was written by a young Alan Parker with early music from the Bee Gees all over the soundtrack. From the first musical montage to the last, I was just enraptured by the screen, and those were just the moments without Tracy Hyde (who plays the eponymous Melody) … when she’s on the screen, I just wanna crawl into the movie and live there.

It’s essentially an anti-authoritarian, pro-children love story. People have called it a young Graduate and that’s certainly a comparison I’d agree with but hadn’t considered. Due it’s hard-to-find status, its year of release and the importance of the soundtrack I found it very like The Strawberry Statement, perhaps that movie put in a blender with If… and Whistle Down the Wind or something. The kids here are very real – reminding me of the “Another Brick in a Wall” sequence of another Alan Parker movie, The Wall. Some of the acting on the sidelines is thus a little dodgy but not enough to be a distraction. The adults are entirely portrayed the way children see them and all the performers respect this extreme indictment of the adult world.

What it comes down to is Love with a capital L – instead of “The End” title at the end, you get a message from Melody herself, with kisses, perhaps an answer to the question, “So what’s the moral of the story?” … it reads, simply, “To Love Somebody … Love Melody xxx”. Midway through the movie, Melody and the boy who has a crush on her (Mark Lester, of Oliver!, no less – Jack Wild, the Artful Dodger, plays his buddy and the relationship is much the same – you could quite imagine Ornshaw here breaking into “Consider Yourself” at times, in fact) decide they want to get married. Right Now. There’s a wonderful montage where they skip school that reminded me of the “Our House” scene in Strawberry Statement, and when she returns home, Melody finally comes to the passionate plea to her parents, “I like being with Daniel more than I like doing geography. Why is it so difficult when all I want to do is be happy? I just don’t understand it, I can’t think why it’s so terrible – please tell me ‘cos I just don’t understand!” It’s all incredibly sweet, but it resonates with me particularly strongly, and again recalls the attitude of James Kunen in his book of “The Strawberry Statement” – speaking on much larger issues as war etc, he comes to the same kind of point, “Nobody fight anymore. Of course it’s not that simple. But I must be stupid because it seems that simple to me.”

Some people dismiss it as innocence or worse, naivety, and I know I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again – it’s this innocence that I really think people chicken out on when they declare it can’t be reclaimed, and what makes movies like this, especially when they’ve had so little attention for so long, particularly important. This is a movie I’ll hold close for as long as I’m around.