Posts Tagged ‘British’

Ruby Blue

Ruby Blue

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

[potential spoiler warning: this turned into one of my rare reviews where I talk a lot about the plot…]

There have been many movies made about relationships between older men and younger girls – going way back to the French Sundays & Cybele (and I’m sure even further back), through Digging to China, The Professional, to Lawn Dogs and of course the two adaptations of Lolita – and they’ve rarely been unworthy of note, so I’ve been meaning to watch this one – ostensibly about an elderly British man who befriends a little girl, ultimately to the suspicion of the neighbourhood – ever since I first heard about it. This is a subject that’s never not worth revisiting – because it’s a problem that not only won’t go away but seems to get ever worse. As far as I’m aware this is the first of these kinds of movies to be set in modern Britain, with positive intentions toward the subject matter – and that in itself for now actually makes it more pressing than any of the other titles previously mentioned.

The movie doesn’t rush into its story at all, feeling more like Gran Torino or, closer to home, Harry Brown, as it starts than any of those more romantic, poetic movies. Bob Hoskins plays what initially amounts to a grumpy old man who, as the movie opens, sees his wife die as an ambulance is too busy dealing with drunks in the city. Hoodies and youths seem to be on every corner and Hoskins doesn’t hold back from telling them what he thinks of their loitering, littering, etc. He keeps racing pigeons and it’s while he’s tending to them that 8 year old Florrie runs into his back garden.

It’s impressive how the movie builds to its drama from here. Nobody bats an eye at first at this old man looking after a little girl who only recently moved into the neighbourhood for an hour or two. Her mother actually directly invokes the P-word on their first meeting, joking, after he objects to being left with her (“I don’t know what to do with kids!” etc), “Oh come on, you’re not a peedie, are ya?” In this way the movie sort of serves as a microcosm of a much longer timescale, with this initial phase going back to the early 90s or even late 80s when people did trust more this way. I hope this doesn’t make me sound like I have a bleak view of the world – I’m sure there are still communities where every stranger (particularly of the male persuasion) isn’t regarded with suspicion, but they’re certainly few and far between… the picture painted later in the movie, something resembling Salem in the 1600s, feels much more familiar…

As Hoskins’ character lets himself go hygienically, devoid of wife (I won’t go off on one about this typically male portrayal; it’s believable in this case), another new neighbour, a French woman, begins to insinuate herself into his life, bringing him home-cooked food and company but really just desperate for the company herself. Hoskins befriends one of the neighbourhood teenagers, too, seeing a spark of humanity in the boy that he can nurture if only he can keep him away from his drunken friends. Soon his whole house and garden is buzzing with these disparate characters, a picture of community in action, prompting bewilderment from Hoskins estranged son – who knows him only as the grumpy recluse we first saw – when he pops home to collect the last of his things (wanting nothing more to do with his grumpy dad since mother died).

You can probably guess what happens from here – such happiness never holding up when strangers and children are involved. The P word begins to be uttered less jokingly and people start to believe what even characters on the sidelines imply. It’s finally when Florrie herself asks her mother what that word means, having heard it all over the shop, that even this rare, smart, parent – suddenly stricken with that awful fear face we see wherever there are mothers, children, and strange men – says, “I think I’ve been a very silly mummy…” I don’t think I’ve seen the power that word has in today’s society represented so perfectly as it is here. I didn’t mention Salem before to be funny – it does seem that once the P word is used to describe an already even slightly suspicious person it has as little chance of being taken back today as an accusation of witchcraft back then. Once the word is spray-painted on the front of Hoskins’ house, once the pack mentality of the neighbourhood sees it, it’s just so many dominoes waiting to fall…

The final act of the movie is as admirable as it is awkward. It impressively doesn’t go down some of the more obvious paths, say, a TV movie with the same subject matter might go. One of the friends of the boy Hoskins befriends plants what we can only assume is child pornography on his computer and tips the police off about it. I don’t know how accurate the scene of his arrest is as far as what would actually happen in the same situation in real life, but they actually let him go to the pub while they search the house… they take the computer away, and, seeing when the material was downloaded combined with the information that Hoskins was in France with his pigeons at that time, don’t even make the slightest suggestion that he had anything to do with it. Another scene has them interview the rowdy mother of Florrie’s best friend. She has that dramatic way with language implying all manner of untruths about Hoskins but using those words that one usually sees have the police arrest the first creepy looking man they see, but they flatly tell her, “sorry, but that doesn’t give us anything to go on…”

There is one moment towards the end which is (if you’ll pardon the spoiler-ish pun) so ballsy and frankly absurd that it almost threatens to take down the movie entirely. It relates to the French neighbour who Hoskins ultimately falls in love with, and I’ll say no more than that. It is startling how an initially wtf reveal in this storyline actually turns into something quite wonderful (not to mention garnering one of the movie’s biggest laughs – yes, bizarrely, there are laughs in this movie… an awkward, yet again admirable, number and variety of them…) as it resolves itself. As I said, the bare bones of this story – the man/little girl relationship – has been done many times and it’s to this movie’s credit how much flavour it adds, with bursts of French music, the pigeon keeping, and this random little storyline.

I was surprised to find mostly positive reviews among the few I could find when I searched after the credits rolled on this one. It’s a subject matter most people have firmly made up their minds about and the approach here is frequently so awkward it’s easy to label as plain ridiculous – most particularly in that wtf reveal of the French neighbour’s subplot. There are many lovely good characters with great actors behind them but the bad characters tend to be sort of embarrassingly two dimensional – hoodies and chavs plain and true. But the movie has some seriously good intentions that I can’t ignore because they’re something I care deeply about. There is a massive problem when it comes to friendships between adults and children that is not talked about nearly enough and it ruins lives constantly and increasingly. This movie like so many doesn’t really offer a solution but it does show perfectly exactly how and where the misunderstandings happen… I recommend it completely.



Jamaica Inn

Jamaica Inn

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

I always remember a kind of visceral reaction I used to have whenever I saw video or DVD cases for this and it took me forever to finally force myself to watch it. There’s something about cheery old Charles Laughton in that ruffled coat and hat that reminded me of the old Quality Street packaging and just didn’t feel like Hitchcock at all. I still had that wariness with me as I came to it a second time, this time coupled with the knowledge that Hitchcock himself wasn’t pleased with it and was really just gagging to get to Hollywood (in watching all his work chronologically, I almost know the feeling…)

So, needless to say, I’m not a fan of Hitchcock’s heavy costume movies. He’d make just one more after this, Under Capricorn, and I’m not looking forward to seeing that again either. I don’t generally like costume dramas anyway, so there may be a prejudice at work here; but the fact is, it’s almost as if the rigid dress stifles even Hitchcock’s style here, and I can’t point to any moment in particular that truly bears his mark.

[how odd… I found the below review from 2004 after writing all that. I can’t say I was impressed this time by Laughton as I was then… go figure]

Yet another review in which I’m going to refer to a “feature” on my site that I’ve not yet introduced – genres. I’m stumped as to what genre to place this movie in, but I settled on comedy rather than thriller because I laughed plenty more than I was gripped.

I was fairly bored for at least an hour of this movie, but Charles Laughton’s performance is simply amazing throughout, and it’s in the last half hour when he gets more sinister than ever and the plot really goes out there. Based on the last half hour, I’d rate this movie insanely highly, but there’s too much waiting early on and wondering what exactly the movie is about (which is, ultimately, nothing, classic Hitchcock).



The Lady Vanishes [1938]

The Lady Vanishes [1938]

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

It’s actually not that long since I last watched this (though I didn’t review it that time – the old review below is ancient, lol) but I enjoyed it so much that time that I couldn’t wait to reach it and watch it again in this Hitchcock run. Again, I don’t feel it’s right that this is lumped together in this 6-film thriller run in Hitchcock’s filmography, though in this case for a different reason. There’s a slick consistency to the flow of the story here that to me makes it as much a leap in Hitchcock’s development as The Lodger, Blackmail, or the first in this so-called cycle, The Man Who Knew Too Much. Much of this is due to the perfect framing device of the central train journey, which quite literally gives the movie momentum even in the few instances where it’s otherwise lacking. The story hangs on it, never letting up for a moment from start to finish.

The story will be familiar even to some of those who have never seen it (or indeed, any of the remakes) because it’s been redone many times in different modes of transit (Flightplan, for example) or just in parody (no examples occur to me right now, but I’m sure they exist). A young woman meets a sweet old lady while waiting for a train, but once on board the train… well, the lady vanishes. The young woman determines to find the old lady while the rest of the passengers on board deny she ever existed.

One of the many things I love most about The Lady Vanishes is that it is simply so British. This is not limited to the obvious Charters and Caldicott, the cricketing fanatics who provide much of the comic relief in the movie (though one can’t really call it comic relief – comedy is woven throughout the dialogue of all characters)… There’s a wonderful moment when one character enquires of another what the time is and, after looking at their watch, comes to the conclusion that it’s “tea time!” Most brutal of all is the man who’s so sure no one will shoot upon the British that he walks directly into gunfire in the film’s climactic scene.

But even in this dimwitted character there’s the same endearing trait that unites all the passengers on this trip – enthusiasm. Take the doctor, who says of his patient who seems woefully sick but whose “complications” he describes as “fascinating!” And dear old Mrs. Froy herself who, in a hail of bullets quietly carries on her secret mission, calmly explaining to the girl, “Well, I must be getting along now…” (this line got the biggest laugh from me this time round, incidentally, it’s just so random in context…)

The Lady Vanishes also includes one of my favourite things in any film, and that’s that the main character hits her head within the first 30 minutes, right as she steps on the train. Even this moment doesn’t escape the infectious humour, when the girl later explains the incident to her leading man, “Something fell on my head,” he immediately asks, “When, infancy?” But I love moments like this in films like this – what it does (and it’s reinforced by disorienting camera effects) is place the audience entirely in the heroine’s head so we find ourself completely participating in her own doubts that follow – was there a Mrs. Froy? Was it all in her mind? Is this whole train journey only in her mind?

The answer of course is that none of this matters… it is all just a wonderful, hilarious, British mystery that ends with a quaint old lady holding out her arms for an embrace. I adore this movie, it’s the best of Hitchcock’s British output by far, a movie so great that even its obviously phony opening model shot signifies 90 minutes in the company of a storytelling genius.

17th June, 2004:

This is one of my favourite Hitchcock movies. It’s so simple, so British (those two proper gentlemen whose only interest is the cricket score – so British they express genuine surprise when a foreign lady “doesn’t understand” a simple sentence), but also quite terrifying in places. It has a lovely memorable theme tune that turns out to be a huge part of the story, and some fantastic comedy moments.

People talk about “old-fashioned” movies and innocence and “They don’t make ‘em like they used to,” and this movie is a true example of what they’re talking about. From the man who ended up most famous for a horrific shower scene, a sweet old lady on a train with a tune.



The 39 Steps [1935]

The 39 Steps [1935]

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

This follows much the same foolproof thriller pattern as The Man Who Knew Too Much and there’s no surprise there, it’s from the same screenwriter, Charles Bennett. Like “The Man Who…”, this was one of the first and oldest Hitchcock movies I saw way back as a teenager doing film studies for A-level, and again I remember being surprised by how good an “old” movie could be. And, again, it’s wonderfully simple in structure.

The film opens with the (at first) seemingly innocuous Mr. Memory’s show where our hero Robert Donat meets a mysterious woman. He takes her home but wakes in the middle of the night to find her murdered, leaving only a note indicating some explanation might be found in Scotland. He takes the train to Scotland – The Flying Scotsman, no less – and after a stopover with a memorable couple in the countryside, finds the man he’s looking for… but rather quickly needs to flee again. He finds his way through a parade to an assembly hall where he’s mistaken for the key speaker, which he fantastically bullsh*ts his way through before being arrested. It’s here we get the most memorable sequence of the movie where Donat is handcuffed to his leading lady Madeleine Carroll. The story finally comes full circle via Scotland Yard to the London Palladium and old Mr. Memory again, resolving the mystery and bringing two lovers together in an extraordinary final shot.

What lifts this (only slightly, I have to say) above its predecessor The Man Who Knew Too Much are the absolutely wonderful character details. When Donat stops over with the couple in the countryside, there’s a whole other story going on between those two, marital unrest, hints of impotence – when the wife gives Donat her husband’s jacket, it’s not just his jacket, it’s his Sunday best. Before this, as Donat sneaks out of his building past agents looking for him, the milkman also gives him a disguise, but not before a roundabout discussion in which basically the milkman doesn’t believe Donat’s story about the murder and the agents but does believe that he’s been having an affair upstairs and the lady’s husband is waiting outside. Later we have the professor’s wife who walks in on him holding a stranger at gunpoint then leaves as if it’s a perfectly natural scenario; and the landlady at the inn’s comments on Donat and Carroll’s closeness (due to being cuffed) when her husband suggests something suspicious might be going on: “I d’no ken and I d’no care, they’re so terrible in love with each other!” And let’s not forget the wonderful two men on the Flying Scotsman discussing ladies undergarments in front of a vicar… like a little trailer for The Lady Vanishes, lol.

This is easily one of Hitchcock’s best, second only for me perhaps to The Lady Vanishes in his British period. On top of the wonderful character humour there are dozens of “proper” directorial touches, most notable perhaps his cutting from a woman discovering that mysterious woman’s body at the start, just as she opens her mouth to scream, to the train’s whistle. Again he works his story towards climaxes at landmarks: the Forth Bridge, the London Palladium. And I daresay that closing moment over Mr. Memory’s final gasps, Donat and Carroll’s hands joining together with the chorus line in the background, is probably among the most moving pieces of cinema he ever shot.



Cemetery Junction

Cemetery Junction

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

A little like The A-Team, I may have actually once had overly high expectations of this which had all but vanished by the time it finally became a reality. I think Ricky Gervais and/or Stephen Merchant hinted at doing a more serious work way back between The Office and Extras whenever asked “what next?” and, given how effective some of the more serious moments in those shows were, I couldn’t wait to see what happened with whatever they ended up doing.

I’ve remained a fan of Gervais over the years, but since Extras it’s been a lot like I am with Kevin Smith. I’m perfectly loyal, listening to and watching any podcast or DVD they put out, but it’s never been with such passion as I had with their early work (with Gervais, The Office, to which I was a relative latecomer; with Smith, of course, the New Jersey Trilogy). After his fairly unremarkable turns in Ghost Town and The Invention of Lying, not to mention the lacklustre initial reception of this when it first hit cinemas earlier in the year, needless to say, I really wasn’t super hyped to see this in the end.

The story’s as old-fashioned as its 1970s setting, the younger generation of a dead end town yearning to various degrees (whether they know it or not yet) to get the hell out and “make something” of their lives. The central character Freddie takes a job under the brutal Ralph Fiennes as an insurance salesman but quickly learns that this admittedly safe life might not necessarily be the right way to spend his time on the planet.

I say quickly – the initial pace of this movie is just as old-fashioned as the story, and it takes a pretty long time to get going. For me, aside from an hilarious early scene at the junction itself where Freddie’s chunky and slightly simple companion “Snork” is introduced to his perfect girl (though he doesn’t know it yet – a wonderful subplot in itself, incidentally), the movie really takes off at the Winner’s Ball sequence midway.

We meet Emily Watson as Ralph Fiennes’ wife but once before the Winner’s Ball (an annual dinner to greet the insurance company’s new blood and see off the old), and she’s the timid housewife we’ve seen many times before. There’s a simply beautiful lonely shot of her stirring a cup of tea in the doorway, a cup of tea that will become an important symbol later on. But it’s at the Winner’s Ball sequence that we see just how trapped she is. She’s repeatedly shot down by her husband as she tries to speak in company; when her husband asks around the table at the men’s life plans, Freddie points out that he forgot to ask their daughter, Julie, what she thinks. Watson stares at Freddie with stunned admiration as if nobody ever contradicted her husband before, let alone suggest that women might have plans of their own, all this as Julie unashamedly outlines her plans to be a professional photographer. To cap it all, Freddie later brings Watson a drink, and asks her to dance. The way Watson takes all this, what to her is clearly the most pampering she’s seen in years, is simply heartbreaking.

It’s at the Winner’s Ball too that one of the movie’s harshest statements comes, as a retiring salesman is given a reward for decades of hard work… a cheap cut glass (not crystal, Fiennes flatly clarifies) fruit bowl. Freddie of course takes all of this in and it’s here he begins to wonder if this life, though safe and lucrative, is right. The movie (quite literally on the soundtrack) builds to a crescendo after this point as more and more incidents convince Freddie of the “right” path to take. It may all be a little predictable but it’s certainly inspiring.

There are bad things. The overly corny scenes, for example, between one of Freddie’s other friends and a deadbeat dad who turns out to have a sad backstory that sort of comes across as cod Cartwright or something. Don’t get me wrong, this thread works when it gets where it’s going, but it’s inconsistent with the rest of the movie on its way. Ricky Gervais plays Freddie’s father, and simply put he’s just not believable as a father let alone one who’ll get his hands dirty in a factory.

But there are more good things too: a wonderful love scene in a dark room, something I’m not sure I’ve ever seen before – a shared act of creation bathed in red monochrome that just can’t help but be overly intimate (“Why are we whispering?” one of them asks mid-conversation). The production design throughout is simply stunning – it’s a shame for this and Watson (who it bears repeating is just phenomenal) that apparently the movie won’t be eligible for Oscars next year, though perhaps they’ll be noticed at the BAFTAs (with Gervais involved it seems likely).

Cemetery Junction‘s heart, like much of what Ricky Gervais does (on the rare occasion he’s being serious), is absolutely in the right place, and it’s really impossible to quibble too much about any of its failings for this single reason in today’s cinematic climate. I personally could watch it over and over again for Emily Watson alone, and I’m sure most people with a heart will find something here of their own to latch onto just as passionately.



Heartless

Heartless

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

“The darker it gets the more you see, but it’s got to get a lot darker before you see me.”

I had to watch this again in the end before I felt remotely able to write about it and I’m still unsure of what to say beyond simply knowing this is an incredible movie. This is my first experience of Philip Ridley’s work but on the strength of it I’ll certainly be looking back over his back catalogue, which I’ve heard even more good things about than I did this latest production. When they talked about this movie on the Five Live movie podcast I knew I had to see it because it sounded fascinating… it turned out to be even more so than I even expected.

The most recognisable aspect of the story is the Faust-like “deal with the devil” idea – best done in cinema so far, perhaps, in Alan Parker’s Angel Heart – but to make comparisons between this movie and that is barely touching the surface of the painful depths it goes into with the main character Jamie, played terrifically by Jim Sturgess. Where Parker’s movie blended Faust with film noir, Heartless – with the rest of its cast including the likes of Ruth Sheen and Timothy Spall as Jamie’s parents – feels more like Mike Leigh‘s Faust by way of the recent Harry Brown …and still that doesn’t begin to cover it.

Jamie’s a young man born with a large birthmark on his face that makes him feel like he’ll never be loved as others around him, living in a terror-stricken city that he feels completely unable to deal with. We see scars on his wrists. His father is dead, and in a shocking early scene his mother, too, is taken from him (slight spoiler, sorry; but this is a movie I believe can’t even be spoiled if you’ve seen it 10 times). There seems to be something supernatural afoot, and Jamie in his desperation and sheer loss with the world (Sturgess plays much of his role with an almost bemused expression on his face even at the most horrendous scenarios) finds it all too easy to believe, so when a man steps in claiming he can fix it all with a molotov cocktail, he kinda figures what has he got to lose?

It’s at this point when I first watched the movie that it really and truly grabbed me. For reasons that will be clearer the better you know me, I’m something of a sucker for stories where wishes are granted by supernatural means, and the way Jamie’s “wish” is “granted” here, it’s hard to describe but I believed in it completely. If you hadn’t guessed, his wish entails the good riddance of his birthmark, and the love of an Eastern European girl he met earlier in the movie. If you hadn’t guessed, too, all is still far from as it seems. He gets all that, more, and bizarrely the strange man’s young Indian helper as a daughter… which makes this strange man just a little upset.

This is where I lose my train of thought as to where this review is going, lol. This movie just has so much in it that I won’t even feel like I can adequately sum up my thoughts about it after 5 or 10 viewings. I just know that I will watch it that many times. While the movie is assuredly of the horror genre, and has many spooky, grisly, indeed in places outrightly B-movie outrageous moments, it is also far from – as the title might suggest – heartless. The theme of the movie is torn between the beautiful lyric (from a song sung by Sturgess on the glorious soundtrack) above and the sentiment expressed by Jamie’s new and shortlived neighbour AJ, played by Noel Clarke: “That’s the real bravery. To know nothing means anything and still wanna get out of f**king bed.” The last half hour of the movie changes everything you feel beforehand, and that’s why I needed to watch it again, and I’m still wanting to go back for more. For what it is, it’s a stunning movie, heartfelt, dangerous, and willing to be a little strange. Sturgess is fantastic, and the soundtrack beautiful. You really have to see this movie.



The Daisy Chain

The Daisy Chain

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

I got wind of this one after someone compared it to one of my faves from last year, Orphan but, like the last few movies reviewed (lol this is turning into a theme), it sat in my collection for what in retrospect was simply way too long considering how much I got out of it when I finally gave it a chance.

What really struck me most about this movie was the atmosphere. As I often do, I tweeted about it while watching, and looking back one of my most succinct comments was that it felt so chilling that a Dementor (those soul-sucking ghouls from Harry Potter) could’ve made it. The movie opens on a young couple relocating somewhere in Ireland, the wife pregnant with child… they should be happy, you’d think, but melancholy hangs like a cloud over every move they make. You can’t help but wonder what darkness lies in their past, nor hope for the best of them in this new life (coupled of course, with the awful knowledge that you’re watching them begin that new life in what you know is to be a horror movie).

The reason they’re so sad is, they’ve lost a child before, but the sadness seems to spread beyond that. It feels utmostly raw in a truly British sense, that these are people kind of living in fear, struggling with life itself, even before any cinematic horror steps in. In other words, it’s the best kind of horror movie. Morton’s character spots a strange child living nearby, and a reclusive old man who damn near physically abuses her. The next thing you know, this girl’s home burns down, and she’s suspected by the community because they believe her to be a fairy changeling…

Morton and husband adopt her, and I think that’s probably as far as I need to go with any kind of plot description, lol. Though I’d agree with the recommendation of this as “a British Orphan”, it’s so much more than that. In Orphan, there’s that element of being slightly on the side of the evil child – at least there was for me, lol, and I don’t think I was alone… there’s something a little knowing, almost trashy there in that movie that brings out your own dark side. Here, the situation is so much heavier atmospherically and the situation that much more doubtful and real. One really doesn’t know what to think of the child here until more is revealed, at which point you feel too desperately for Morton to even question siding against her.

There’s a whole theme that runs right through to the end that makes you long to believe that Daisy is simply different, and victim herself to plain narrowmindedness, which is one the greatest and most common themes in horror itself, but it’s pretty hard to believe as the movie wears on. The climax of this movie is one of the closest things to making me physically look away from the screen that I’ve seen in ages, it’s really that tense. I admit the ending left me slightly disappointed… it’s not so much open as simply unfinished. But I’ll certainly watch this again in the future, and it’s easily one of the better British (ok, Irish, whatever…) movies I’ve seen in the past few years.

I probably don’t need to say how brilliant newcomer Mhairi Anderson is as the eponymous Daisy because in a movie like this I simply wouldn’t sound enthusiastic as this at all if the child actor weren’t perfect… but just for the record, she’s perfect, as are Morton, Mackintosh, and all the rest of the cast. I watched the movie a second time before finishing this review and it was just as compelling, so I feel more than confident in recommending it.



St. Trinian’s: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold

St. Trinian’s: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold

Monday, July 12th, 2010

As I said in my review of the first of these revivals of the old British series, I always loved the original Trinian’s movies, and since then I’ve seen them all again on DVD and can tell you I still pretty much do (some aren’t great but always fun). And I even enjoyed that first modern take on the idea… even if, to be honest, I can’t quite remember why right now. I do remember I loved the two first-years in that movie, though, and the first relief here was that they’re back… along with even more of the new intake.

For the most part, for its first half, this movie pretty much appeased my low expectations simply by being clear about its story and easy to follow, along with just a few good giggles (mostly from the younger ones, it has to be said… I can do without the “teen appeal” posing of the older set, I’m sure none of the original Trinian’s girls would’ve been seen dead in Gucci…)

Just when it began to get interesting, that is, delivering on all the setup, there’s a scene that pretty much killed it for me personally. It’s a straight up parody of The Exorcist only it actually concerns real possession, like, it’s not just done as a silly joke, it’s a plot point and everything. I know this is meant to be a silly movie, but that just seemed cheap and plain stupid. It’s not even contained to the one scene, and goes on way too long.

It picks up slightly after this but it’s a tough recovery. The final act here is practically identical to the first movie’s, with the girls descending onto London in a (pretty awesome to behold, has to be said) flashmob scene and infiltration of a Cultural Event. It feels a little lazy, but there is a least a little more from those younger girls from the first movie in this sequence. I think I was just still reeling from the terrible Exorcist gag to get back into it as much as I might’ve in the end. It’s a shame the people behind these remakes feel the need to go so low for a guaranteed laugh from the lowest common denominator etc. Likewise on the Sarah Harding casting and the “cool” treatment of the older girls. It’s way off the original concept to have such mainstream style in a St. Trinian’s movie, at least in my opinion. All this said, I’m sure I won’t be able to resist if they try again.