Posts Tagged ‘British’

The Great St. Trinian’s Train Robbery

The Great St. Trinian’s Train Robbery

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

This may be the only one of the originals to be shot in colour but I have to say I got almost nothing from it whatsoever. It irks me to say but here the kinky schoolgirl stuff evolves even further to the point where it is simply leery and smutty and not in the least bit sexy. To be honest, I’d kind of had my fill of the naughty schoolgirls by the time this one came around and I maybe didn’t give it a fair trial but it seems to me (if you’ll excuse the pun) the series had run out of steam too by this point. In 1966 cinema as a whole was on the verge of a giant tipping point that really blew up in 1967 and this whole concept is too much of the old world. I think there were still a couple of laughs to be had and if you like railways, particularly British ones, you’ll find plenty to behold – but it’s no Pure Hell.



The Pure Hell of St. Trinian’s

The Pure Hell of St. Trinian’s

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

“There’ll always be trouble when there’s arson around.”

This gets off to a reassuring start as the school burns to the ground and all 200 pupils find themselves in a courtroom. As I said in the Blue Murder, it would’ve been easy to spin these off every year and just do the exact same story over and over again. The girls are even more sexualised here and ironically that makes it even less shocking really, there being nothing more pathetic in my eyes to people who clearly want to admit that some schoolgirls are sexy but their only way of showing it is to cast people who look to be 10 years out of school, lol. The Hamlet soliloquy to striptease is kind of brilliant (“It’s the suspense … it’s unbearable!”) and it has as many moments as the other films in the series, but again it’s hardly comic genius.

It could be the cumulative effect of watching them all so closely together (one does always need time to adjust to the style and tone of humour in older movies), it could be the beers I had while watching :-P Or it could be the image of the younger St. Trinian’s girls at the end storming an army base in tanks – nothing better in my mind than such a juxtaposition :) – but this is certainly my fave of the series so far and the one I’m likely to watch again sooner.



Blue Murder at St. Trinian’s

Blue Murder at St. Trinian’s

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

This seems more like the St. Trinian’s I remember. What surprised me in the first of these was how many younger girls were in the cast. Here, most of the action involves cast whose average age probably rivals Grease for people playing schoolkids. There are still a handful of little ones, but this one clearly makes a move towards the “kinky schoolgirl” thing the series is perhaps unfortunately known best for. There’s some amusement as the girls hit the road and travel across Europe but this section is really a far too short montage when it could have made the whole movie. I was surprised how different the story was from the first movie – it would be easy with such a perfect set up to just bring in more girls and create more mischief in school bounds for 90 minutes. Having watched all four of the originals in one sitting, however, I must say this is one of, if not the, weakest.



The Belles of St. Trinian’s

The Belles of St. Trinian’s

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

You’ve gotta love a movie that begins with the sound of machine gun fire over a girls’ school sign and a simple POV shot from the inside of a schoolbus over which is laid the sounds of its students screaming maniacally. I’ve probably seen most of the movies in this series in the past, I certainly remember watching at least one of them often when I was really little (which one, I haven’t a clue) – if you can call it watching, I probably liked the idea of mischief at school but missed most of the humour entirely.

What surprised me here is how much the recent remake resembled it – I had the feeling that from the start these movies were populated with much older girls wearing the uniforms etc but was surprised by the number of younger ones present here. Speaking of the remake, I feel the same way about these original St. Trinian’s movie re: the remake as I do the old Pink Panther movies … I’ve never been one to give any immediate high regard to a work on account of its age, and when it comes to discussing the remake in general many too many blindly overpraise the originals and slam the new when in purely objective terms they’re both just pretty unremarkable in the grand scheme of cinema. I really enjoyed the new St. Trinian’s movie, and I really enjoy this – neither will make it high on my faves lists.



Lola aka Twinky

Lola aka Twinky

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

I couldn’t help thinking of Melody during this for some reason. There’s something terrifically quirky about its treatment of what amounts to a slightly feeble Lolita story that’s kind of irresistible from the off, the stuff at the start pondering the pornography Charles Bronson’s character writes over a relatively upper class breakfast table (“Why do some of the boys have a capital F by their name?” “A CAPITAL F?!?!”) The matter-of-fact reveal of Lola’s relationship with Scott is actually at first kind of shocking, the way she jumps on him in their first scene together; but there’s something about the approach to it and Lola’s kinda uncontroversial age that quickly strips away anything salacious that one might come to the movie expecting – at it’s worst it’s still closer to St. Trinian’s than Nabokov … the acceptable face of hebephilia, which kinda isn’t that shocking in today’s climate let alone the late Sixties lol.

The music and clothes are all worth watching the movie for, though, and Susan George is kind of like a cross between Sue Lyon’s Lo and Hayley Mills (with a dash of the aforementioned Melody, Tracy Hyde, perhaps a few years later). It’s a cute movie for the most part, and it genuinely caught me off guard towards the end as Lola ponders, “is this the end for us?” and finally “divorces” Scott. It’s another obscure title I’m glad I got to see and took the time to watch.



Melody aka S.W.A.L.K.

Melody aka S.W.A.L.K.

Monday, February 9th, 2009

Well, my expectations were through the roof for this one – I mean, more than ever. The title, the poster (challenging The Wizard of Oz of all things proclaiming it as “The Happiest Film Ever Made!”), the fact it was written by a young Alan Parker with early music from the Bee Gees all over the soundtrack. From the first musical montage to the last, I was just enraptured by the screen, and those were just the moments without Tracy Hyde (who plays the eponymous Melody) … when she’s on the screen, I just wanna crawl into the movie and live there.

It’s essentially an anti-authoritarian, pro-children love story. People have called it a young Graduate and that’s certainly a comparison I’d agree with but hadn’t considered. Due it’s hard-to-find status, its year of release and the importance of the soundtrack I found it very like The Strawberry Statement, perhaps that movie put in a blender with If… and Whistle Down the Wind or something. The kids here are very real – reminding me of the “Another Brick in a Wall” sequence of another Alan Parker movie, The Wall. Some of the acting on the sidelines is thus a little dodgy but not enough to be a distraction. The adults are entirely portrayed the way children see them and all the performers respect this extreme indictment of the adult world.

What it comes down to is Love with a capital L – instead of “The End” title at the end, you get a message from Melody herself, with kisses, perhaps an answer to the question, “So what’s the moral of the story?” … it reads, simply, “To Love Somebody … Love Melody xxx”. Midway through the movie, Melody and the boy who has a crush on her (Mark Lester, of Oliver!, no less – Jack Wild, the Artful Dodger, plays his buddy and the relationship is much the same – you could quite imagine Ornshaw here breaking into “Consider Yourself” at times, in fact) decide they want to get married. Right Now. There’s a wonderful montage where they skip school that reminded me of the “Our House” scene in Strawberry Statement, and when she returns home, Melody finally comes to the passionate plea to her parents, “I like being with Daniel more than I like doing geography. Why is it so difficult when all I want to do is be happy? I just don’t understand it, I can’t think why it’s so terrible – please tell me ‘cos I just don’t understand!” It’s all incredibly sweet, but it resonates with me particularly strongly, and again recalls the attitude of James Kunen in his book of “The Strawberry Statement” – speaking on much larger issues as war etc, he comes to the same kind of point, “Nobody fight anymore. Of course it’s not that simple. But I must be stupid because it seems that simple to me.”

Some people dismiss it as innocence or worse, naivety, and I know I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again – it’s this innocence that I really think people chicken out on when they declare it can’t be reclaimed, and what makes movies like this, especially when they’ve had so little attention for so long, particularly important. This is a movie I’ll hold close for as long as I’m around.



Eden Lake

Eden Lake

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

What to say of this one. As with Burn After Reading we have as many plus points as there are negatives. On the one hand this is an incredibly well made movie, I’m most inclined to compare it with Shane Meadows’ Dead Man’s Shoes or even his This is England which shared young Thomas Turgoose here. The overall impact of the movie is incredibly harrowing and bleak.

On the other hand, if you break your concentration for a second here, it’s really quite abysmally transparent. First off, no matter how limited an opportunity visiting this “flooded quarry” is for the ill-fated couple here, it’s kind of dumb to compare it in the script to the girl’s best friend’s alternate romantic weekend Paris. The place just ain’t the City of Lights, lol. Second, it takes a monumental leap of faith here at the start to believe first that these guys would confront the 4:1 outnumbering gang of hoodies (plus rabid dog) in the first place; and then to believe that after said gang deliberately slashes their tyres, that they would simply go to breakfast, and then go straight back to the point of first contact to stay the night. This is all not before trespassing in one of the hoodies’ houses in a seriously dodgy lookin’ neighbourhood. The Sat Nav at the start wittily warns them, “At your first opportunity, turn around,” – but by the time our heroine tells the not particularly bold hero, “It’s not worth it,” I’d kind of given up caring.

If you’re able to overlook all these nitpicks, however, it does have more of its share of effective moments than most movies of its kind in recent memory. What it wants to say is true, the worst of truths, hell being other people, the Daily Mail mindset, all that – I’m just not convinced it entirely succeeds.



Quantum of Solace

Quantum of Solace

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Ugh, ugh, ugh. I really, really liked Casino Royale but the more time has gone by, the more I’ve come to realise that it was more a case of pleasant relief that Their drastic tinkering with the formula didn’t completely destroy the franchise. The Broccolis etc acted with this series as though it was in a downward spiral it somehow could never lift itself out of, whereas in fact Die Another Day was just an unfortunate misfire … I truly believe that if they’d just forgotten about the whole invisible car incident, ploughed on and made a regular Bond installment (as opposed to “rebooting”, God I hate that word …), there’d still be a market for Bond.

Yes, yes – Daniel Craig is as perfect as anybody could be in this role. But this movie is just a boring mess from start to finish. The very idea of beginning a new Bond just hours after the previous one finished, once you get past the novelty of it, is just a crushing exercise in self-defeat. While this movie is as well put together as Casino was, that’s really all it is; and I haven’t even had the time to revisit that movie yet much as I’d like to. Apparently they intend to make the next Bond a similar continuation of this story – really? I mean …. really? Because I actually think I’ll be giving that one a miss if that’s the case.

On the positive side – though perhaps it’s its presence in “Guitar Hero World Tour” speaking – I’ve surprisingly really come to really like the title song.