Posts Tagged ‘Australia’

Australia

Australia

Monday, February 9th, 2009

It’s funny, the first thing I’ve gotta say of this is, after all I’d heard and read from others about the movie, I genuinely expected it to be far more ridiculous than it ultimately struck me. As it turns out, this movie is just about exactly what I expected when it first began to be talked about, is it almost 2 years ago now? I also kind of expected it to be a lot longer than it was – is 2hrs 40 minutes really considered crazy long again now?

The section in between the whole cattle drive and the bombing is clearly the part that makes people feel the movie is overlong and I’d agree at least on that whole sequence. The movie feels so over once they get the bloody bulls on the big metal ship that it kind of reminded me of the act break in something like “Into the Woods” on stage. The children’s island mission party scene, then, is like the “I’m so happy you’re so happy” song that opens act 2 there. My mum commented on how the movie kept feeling like it was ending … I really can’t say I got this feeling enough to make it an issue. I really did just get swept up by this as much as I’d hoped months and months ago but genuinely never expected as the time came to sit down and actually watch it. Jackman might quite easily make it into my special little J’s list (Johnny, Josh, Joseph … you get the picture :-P ), Kidman is in least-annoying mode, the kid is beautiful, the music and visuals fantastic … I really simply can’t imagine how anybody thinks it could be better. Most of all, it’s far from ridiculous. It’s heightened, and old-fashioned – but that’s Luhrmann … that, I expected. The “Wizard of Oz” references complete the marvelousness.



Candy [2006]

Candy [2006]

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

I watched this a while ago now – before Indy IV, to be honest, I had to break a personal rule and push that review through first though. And it’s really hard to know what to say about this. It would’ve been a tough watch even before Heath Ledger’s death but obviously that adds a whole new dimension – more in the case of this movie, a movie about the destructive nature of drugs, than any other – to the impact it has.

To veer off on a wild tangent, it kind of reminded me of a gag in The Simpsons where Marge is walking around an independent movie festival. She says something along the lines of “all the movies with nice titles are nasty! That means I’ll like the ones with nasty titles,” and she emerges from one such movie and says, beaten, “I didn’t like it.” The title here might be Candy but it is not a sweet treat in any way, shape, or form. It’s a gruelling watch, a procedural look at a relationship reaching its inevitable end through the rise and inevitable collapse of a shared drug habit. You see it all, from an admittedly anomalously fun sequence of Ledger conning a man out of the entire contents of his bank accounts, through the movie’s most difficult to watch slog of cold turkey on the discovery that the girl is pregnant, to complete mental collapse and recovery only to come to the realisation, hey babe, we’re bad for each other.

In short, it’s undeniably great at doing what it does and documenting this kind of story – Ledger’s not alone in his great performance as Abbie Cornish is more than a match for him, Geoffrey Rush is perfect as the all too kind Uncle who arguably starts the whole thing, and the casting of Cornish’s mother I found incredible, their fight in the kitchen is jawdroppingly true. I just don’t see myself watching it ever again …



Opal Dream

Opal Dream

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

I wanted to love this so much. Little Aussie girl, imaginary friends? Check. And it is at turns pretty interesting. A little like the office co-workers in Lars and the Real Girl having a “weird doll thing” of their own, this movie picks out the people in Kellyanne’s tight-knit community whose behaviour is really just as quirky as her insistence on the existence of the invisible Pobby and Dingan. You see her brother shake his head at their dad dowsing for a good spot to dig for opals the same way as he shakes his head at her when she speaks of her friends. There’s a guy who’s cut a copy of an invite to Princess Diana’s funeral out of the paper, “stuck it down on cardboard, put it in a frame, tourists love it.” Indeed the whole place is there for this “opal dream” that will only come true for a select enough few to make it no less ridiculous a pursuit than anything a child can come up with.

So it’s not without depth, that’s for sure. But at 85 minutes, it’s surprising, even infuriating, how much of it feels unnecessary. There’s a lot, or what feels like a lot, of people running or riding bikes around in the dark looking for Pobby and Dingan and not really getting anywhere. There’s a lot of the girl just looking a little pallid like Elliot in ET when his pal appears to be dying. It’s a dire comparison and I hate myself for making it, but there just aren’t that many imaginary friends movies lol so I’m forced: I’d still rather be watching Drop Dead Fred, to be honest, even though this movie is much closer to the aforementioned Lars and the Real Girl, almost, the more I think about it, eerily so … and though that was certainly the better movie … I cried a helluva a lot more at the end of this one.



Gone [2007]

Gone [2007]

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

Okay, here’s how I occasionally find myself watching movies. Sometimes I have other things to do. I have this thing that I’m pretty sure that if a movie is actually brilliant it will grab my attention whether I’m entirely focussed on it or not but the fact is, I always prefer to be entirely focussed on it to start with if possible which is why I’m pretty hopeless at getting round to actually watching the damn things sometimes.

So what happened here was new to me. I read the synopsis – ah, lovely, simple “Wrong Turn” type thriller, probably awful but possibly quite gripping like “Breakdown” or whatever. Perfect kinda movie to half-watch. About 10 minutes in, I found my gaze drawn to the screen. Because it was getting interesting? HELL no. Because I suddenly had to check if it was actually as bad as it suddenly struck me lol.

It raises itself back up almost to the level of all other entirely missable teen thrillers in the end, if that’s any consolation … but really, when the best I can say for this is that it incremented my viewcount? Make of it what you will, lol. BTW the second time I looked up in the way I would if my interest had been piqued was to basically say, “WTF, is that it?” over the ending, lol. It’s really almost enough to put me off watching these kinds of movies even as background crap ever again; that the silly announcer man voice over the end credits chose to recommend The Number 23 for next Saturday night’s viewing simultaneously says all that needs to be said about the target audience here and makes me almost glad I’ll be at work when it’s on lol.



Our Lips Are Sealed

Our Lips Are Sealed

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

Another kind of pointless Olsen Twins movie, but of course they’re getting hormonal here so there’s the Hot GuyTM element. It’s set in Australia and you get the worst assault of terrible stereotype humour (four girls, count ‘em, called Sheila …) There’s a couple of fleeting laughs (“Why is everybody showing up all of a sudden?” “Hello? Big finale?”), but again, I’d feel a little wrong filling kids’ heads with this kind of thing.