The Kingdom
Thursday, January 10th, 2008
Though it has an array of impressive action sequences and performances , I found this overall just a little too cheesy, especially considering it was written by Matthew Michael Carnahan who wrote the briskly engaging Lions for Lambs. Like, take Jennifer Garner’s character – though I liked her in the role (sorry to sound surprised, I just always still get her mixed up with Jessica Alba and Biel who aren’t quite so consistently impressive), literally the only thing that sets her apart from the others is this huge, “I’m the only woman here!” whine that’s shamefully overdone … here she is bursting into tears in the brief room; here she tells the soldiers not to cross the “pink line”; it feels like we’re meant to be impressed by a woman braving such situations but, oh dear, there she goes again crying over the coffins going home; I find it funny I haven’t got around to finishing this review until after seeing the other day’s “Daily Show” with the thing about Hilary Clinton’s “emotional moment”, ‘cos it’s kinda similarly infuriating, like, look, she’s a woman – see? emotional. Wow. Also, the marble thing I’d been told would be like a “Bruce Willis Sixth Sense moment!” really didn’t wow me much, and the overall message of, “ooh we’re all the same afterall!” was frankly done better in that moment at the end of Volcano when the little boy comments on everyone all caked in ash. Throw it on the “dazzlingly … empty” pile. Suddenly I feel like I’m seeing where all the “it was a bad year” guys were coming from with my recent watchlist. Is it too much to ask for a movie to be a movie from start to finish?