One can’t complain too much about this one at all – I personally kinda got a little excited when I discovered Ian McShane and Joan Allen were in it. I haven’t seen the original Roger Corman movie yet so my nearest point of reference would be something like Running Man combined with Logan’s Run, the former of which at least it doesn’t stand up badly to at all – it’s certainly more fun than Doomsday (read: less hateful and childish) and I imagine on the big screen it was even better. Ian McShane isn’t in it nearly enough, but Joan Allen more than makes up for it. Her presence reminds me of the great stupid action movies of the 90s like Face / Off and The Rock that I loved (and love) so much – and while this isn’t anywhere near comparable to the likes of those, for this decade’s lousy record it’s possibly the best one can hope for.
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Quantum of Solace
Monday, December 1st, 2008Ugh, ugh, ugh. I really, really liked Casino Royale but the more time has gone by, the more I’ve come to realise that it was more a case of pleasant relief that Their drastic tinkering with the formula didn’t completely destroy the franchise. The Broccolis etc acted with this series as though it was in a downward spiral it somehow could never lift itself out of, whereas in fact Die Another Day was just an unfortunate misfire … I truly believe that if they’d just forgotten about the whole invisible car incident, ploughed on and made a regular Bond installment (as opposed to “rebooting”, God I hate that word …), there’d still be a market for Bond.
Yes, yes – Daniel Craig is as perfect as anybody could be in this role. But this movie is just a boring mess from start to finish. The very idea of beginning a new Bond just hours after the previous one finished, once you get past the novelty of it, is just a crushing exercise in self-defeat. While this movie is as well put together as Casino was, that’s really all it is; and I haven’t even had the time to revisit that movie yet much as I’d like to. Apparently they intend to make the next Bond a similar continuation of this story – really? I mean …. really? Because I actually think I’ll be giving that one a miss if that’s the case.
On the positive side – though perhaps it’s its presence in “Guitar Hero World Tour” speaking – I’ve surprisingly really come to really like the title song.
Wanted [2008]
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008Wowser. I think this deserves something of the chain of thought experience treatment. I loved director Timur Bekmambetov’s Russian extravaganzas Night and Day Watch and was pretty disappointed when I read he was putting off the next in that series, Twilight Watch to do this instead. But I had to admit, from the trailers this looked pretty visually stunning enough to keep me happy; and as it began, though my kneejerk reaction to a lot of movies like this – that it feels almost painfully like a first-time writer’s movie (I know, it’s based on comics etc, I’m just saying what it feels like whenever I see a complete “nobody” introduced in a movie as though we’re meant to pity him just ‘cos he’s played by James McAvoy, lol) – was quickly swept away by the insane gunplay that genuinely rivals Shoot ‘Em Up for silliness.
In fact, the whole thing could be summarised as that movie meets Miranda with all the visual marvel of Timur Bekmambetov in the mix. There’s a Fight Clubby underdog’s revenginess to the first half hour that I really dug with reservation ‘cos I knew that it wouldn’t last out the movie, and sure enough it doesn’t. Luckily there’s a neat enough story to fill out the rest of the running time. Sure, the “loom of fate” is about the most ridiculous depiction of Fate ever to grace the cultural landscape, LOL … but it pulls itself back together for a slightly surprising finale and a brilliantly stirring end monologue from McAvoy. It must be said it’s the most I’ve liked Angelina Jolie in a movie since Life or Something Like It, too … lots of ‘tude going on with her here
Definitely one I will enjoy many times more.
Speed Racer
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008Well this year seems only to get harder and harder for me to watch. I had semi-high hopes for this, coming as it does from the Wachowskis, being as it is not The Matrix (great movies, all: but I’m dying for a return to Bound), starring as it does Christina Ricci (with a pink helicopter to boot, lol) – and it sure looked colourful.
It starts well – I’d say my attention was full for at least 20 minutes, there’s some really good storytelling setting up the backstory; I laughed, I was gripped. It felt like maybe it was gonna come from the same school of car love as Chitty and Herbie, which bode well for my liking it. The younger brother character is surprisingly one of the better things in the movie where you’d actually imagine him to be annoying as hell – he reminded me of Tatum O’Neal in Paper Moon combined with Short Round from Temple of Doom or something.
But somewhere in the middle, I just stopped caring. Then, as time wore on, I realised what was really annoying me. It’s a Robert Rodriguez movie. We saw this – or at least, we had the opportunity to see this, 5 years ago in Spy Kids 3. The colours, the car racing, the goofy comedy, the heightened emotion, the corny values – trust me, it was all there in that movie, yet people turned a blind eye to it waiting instead till the sick Sin City to be hip in their sudden adulation for the film maker who was by then, as far as I’m concerned, already on a downward turn from which he hasn’t yet, and mayn’t yet, recover. And now a lot of people seem to be giving the same cheesy thing a free ride just because it’s the Wachowskis. I’m sorry, but this is as bad a movie as I finally realised Spy Kids 3 was (outside of Courtney Jines) – but it least Rodriguez did it first, not to mention cheaper.
Then there’s the message of the movie. It comes over all grandiose like James Earl Jones’ speeches in Field of Dreams … “It doesn’t matter if racing never changes. What matters is if we let racing change us.” Again, I’m sorry, but this came over to me a lot like, we can’t do anything to change the state of the world and the fact that it’s going to hell – all we can do is hope it doesn’t take us down with it. And if we apply it back to the Wachowskis and the filmmaking world, if this movie isn’t proof that they’ve let the shoddy changing state of cinema change them, then I dread what they’re (or rather, Joel Silver, who seems to have brainwashed them somewhere between Reloaded and Revolutions) gonna come up with next. I found it an even more depressing message to find in a movie for kids than Enchanted‘s, “don’t bother dreaming.” (Yeh, I guess that’s probably ‘just me, then?’ too.)
The problem is: sh*t is going to take you down with it if you make yourself a part of it and don’t bother to make an effort to change it. If Speed really wanted to just race for the love of racing, then why was he in the big corporate races to start with? Why, as another review I just read pointed out, does he not even looking like he’s enjoying himself anyway lol? And if the Wachowskis really wanted to follow their own lead and make movies just for the fun of it, then why wasn’t this movie made with Legos on YouTube?
It just left me sad.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008The best way of summing up this is simply to say … they do make ‘em like they used to afterall. Having refreshed myself with the first three movies this week, I (along with I’m sure dozens others in the audience) got a nostalgic thrill simply from the familiar opening credits style to John Williams’ imminent strings (the Paramount logo, I won’t go into; nor the catalog of other spoilers I could let slip – normally I don’t care about such things, but this is one that would be too cruel to spoil … I won’t even add certain tags to this post until a few months time). We’re taken to a familiar location – familiar to us, but not to Jones, who appears in those iconic fragments you’ve seen in the trailer. This opening sequence ultimately leads to a classic Indy escape involving, of all things, a refridgerator. Oh, and a gopher.
Sure, the plot at times beggars belief: even when you’ve suspended your disbelief sufficiently as to enjoy these movies (watching the original trilogy in preparation is definitely recommended). In fact, I found it quite strange that even Jones – having witnessed the wrath of God, a man’s heart removed by supernatural means, and the Holy Grail in previous installments – is found saying such things as, “That’s just a legend!” in skeptical tones … maybe it’s an age thing.
But for all of its flaws – and there are plenty – as a sequel, this has everything even demanding moi hoped/expected. There are creepy crawlies (an eye-watering, itch-fit-inducing amount, beware!), waterfalls (count ‘em), car chases, quicksand, vineswinging, snakes (of course), skeletons, cobwebbed caves, and more. There’s a little old-age lamenting, Last Crusade themes slipping into John Williams’ score, which is admittedly the least original of the whole series, and the ending owes something to that unforgettable face-melting finale to Raiders (I must admit, I wish this had been a bit more graphic). You even get a little peak of something in that familiar location at the start (I’ve probably said too much now – oh well). I’m not sure if that shot was slight overkill. I’m not sure if a lot of it was overkill, lol.
All told, however, I couldn’t take the inner child grin off my wide-eyed face for the duration. The visual effects are at once nostalgic in their rear-projected glory, but startling in their modern sensibility. There’s a moment with Shia LaBeouf astride two speeding vehicles that literally took my breath away. Janusz Kaminski apparently studied the work of the earlier movies’ cinematographer Douglas Slocombe, and it paid off, from those wonderful opening credits on it really looks like an Indy movie, but again, there’s the modern touch, Kaminski’s visceral jittercam slipping in where it’s needed. It’s like everything else about the movie – it’s all the best parts of all that came before and then something extra. It’s bound to please fans and newcomers, in the fans’ case no matter what their favourite installment has been to date, but I don’t think it will displace that fave in most cases. Likewise, as expected, it’s the best film I’ve seen so far this year; though I would hope it doesn’t stay that way. All in all, it’s a helluva ride if you’re prepared to go with it.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008“I’ve got something to tell you -”
“Don’t get sentimental now, dad -”
“The floor’s on fire. And the chair!”
The opening of this one is a clunky, cheesy, bitter disappointment after Temple and even after that it takes a while to get going, but I think once I got a severe case of the giggles over the old man/rubber stamp scene I found myself back in the mood that these movies require (it was definitely a good idea to re-acquaint myself with them before seeing the fourth tonight: I’m sure it’ll be awesome but you certainly need to be in the right frame of mind to get the most out of this franchise). Once Sean Connery shows up, of course, the movie enters a league all its own.
It’s a little clinical and clunky in production quality for me in the end, with as many duff notes as there are sweet ones. It feels a lot more like an Indy movie once they get inside the Holy Grail place at the end, and that “Let it go,” line from Connery really caught me offguard, I hope there’s something “deep” like that in the new movie (as well as the insanity of the end of Raiders and the whole of Temple). I’d really take the more iconic original or the joyous second over this any day, but in the end it’s still all good.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008Well, colour me surprised. I thought this was my least favourite of the series, had believed some recent talk about the annoying Short Round, borderline racism etc, but none of it holds. This is riproaring from the Bugsy Malone meets Blade Runner start to the simply stunning rope bridge finale, passing through genuinely creepy crawlie, jump round every corner, horror and mine rollercoasters midway. I personally find Short Round hilarious, and John Williams adds even more catchy themes to the series score. The whole thing is just breathtakingly non-stop, at times almost hilariously so – it’s still semi-episodic in structure but rather than the episodes starting and finishing in their entirety they just keep on coming and flowing into one another. I absolutely loved it this time around, I think it’s this one that Crystal Skull will really have a hard time topping for me.
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull seems, oddly, to look like the best film I’ll have seen so far this year come later on this evening – okay, I haven’t seen much, but there hasn’t been much to see … and it’s Spielberg, I’ve got faith. Though I was never a massive fan of this series, except in that horrid way that young boys are compelled to be rabid about such things, I’m pretty excited about it, so I’m watching the originals in preparation, I’m sure I’m not alone
The thing that I noticed more than ever before watching this installment was just how episodic the script is. I know this was like the whole point, etc, to recreate the old 30s and 40s serials and what-not – but it never before struck me as so crazily disjointed, each segment is its own separate short movie almost.
In so many ways, it’s an un-reviewable film: personally because I seem without ever really trying to have committed the whole darn thing to memory; because the Macfarlane/Groening/etc parodies in the intervening years make it impossible not to smirk in inappropriate places; and generally, because you can’t deny how perfectly iconic it is and how huge an impact it made on movies. John Williams’ score is one of the greatest, Karen Allen is gorgeous (very excited about her being in the new one) and the finale is awesome, even more of a WTF moment, again than I ever recall it being – I mean, the movie’s just so nice and gentle up to that point, lol!


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