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Submarine

Submarine 4 star

April 5th, 2011 by surlaroute

[Quick note about the massive break since I posted anything here lol – as usual, sorry… I kept meaning to catch up on my reviews, indeed, I have almost 30 sketched out in Evernote which will appear here eventually, probably when I watch the movies in question a second time. I like to keep my reviews coming concurrent with the order in which I watch them and that always results in these massive gaps when some movie comes along about which I’ve nothing immediate to say and holds up the queue lol. But, then, a month passes, the queue becomes unmanageable, and I decide – as I have today – to just start afresh from the movie/s at hand. Let’s see how long I keep up with myself this time. I will probably update my 2010 list soon with this in mind, despite most of the movies on that list not yet having been reviewed. Anyhoo… onwards…]

The moment I saw a short clip of this movie featuring the main character Oliver – a self-absorbed outsider teen (and aren’t they all) played by Craig Roberts looking uncannily like Bud Cort in Harold and Maude in a setting that looked equally similar in almost every way to that masterpiece and personal favourite – I knew I just had to see it. The first thing to say about Submarine is… it’s absolutely not *Harold and Maude*… Yet though its clear visual references are almost unfortunate because of this otherwise total unsimilarity of the two movies, they remain the aspect I’m most eager to praise.

I’d read plenty before finally dragging myself to the arthouse to see this that had worried me plenty that it might, afterall, not be my cup of tea. That there were no unlikable characters in it. That it was wannabe-(and, in some people’s minds, nottabe-) Wes Anderson (bad enough if you’re a fan of his; worse if, like me, you’ve never really been impressed with that guy). Just a general implication that if this was remotely like its clear influences, it might only be in a far too clever, possibly ironic, insular, showy – let’s just say it, hipster – way.

The accusations aren’t far off. These characters – all of them – aren’t what you’d call likeable. But I found myself mostly flitting between not quite wanting to call them “unlikeable” and, more, feeling like the movie was doing a fine job of portraying them as no more or less than simply as flawed, helpless, and ridiculous in their behaviours as any of us, particularly as teenagers. Richard Ayoade takes a leaf out of Sofia Coppola’s book in this respect – it’s not hard to argue that if the movie feels difficult to get along with at times, it’s only because it’s reflecting entirely the mores of its protagonists. I include, by the way, in those protagonists the adult characters – the teachers at school, Oliver’s parents (played heartbreakingly well by Noah Taylor – an ex-Open University presenter – and Sally Hawkins, whose billowy attire most fully betrays any sense of when the movie is set), and Paddy Considine’s psychic entertainer – all of whom are, if anything, so much “worse” than the kids that they, too, reduce any irritation the kids might cause.

The movie is well-made enough that it’s able to get away with teetering on this line between honestly presenting its undesirable world and simply becoming just as undesirable for almost its whole duration, and the feeling I left the cinema most filled with for Submarine is admiration – the same admiration I found when listening to recent interviews Ayoade has done, particularly on Mark Kermode’s radio show, where he spoke of his early rejection of extreme emotion in a way that was both comic and slightly inspiring. If there’s a problem for me it’s really an unfair thing to have a problem with, given Ayaode’s clear intention to never go there – I personally like a good rush of extreme sweeping emotion in the cinema; and in a movie such as this, so otherwise devoid of such a thing, it would – even if fleetingly – have been all the more effective. But the movie never lets itself tip over into any hint of sentimentality… if it even comes close it quickly checks itself and comments on the fact. Some people will cite this as the reason it’s so good. Like I say, I’m more inclined to simply admire its consistency. What’s clear is that Ayaode is a director whose future work we should look forward to – if he can do so much good with a story as difficult as this, I think with different material he might one day blow me away completely.



2011 Oscar Predictions

2011 Oscar Predictions

February 27th, 2011 by surlaroute

I haven’t changed any of these (except for the few technical categories I hadn’t picked yet), and still haven’t posted my reviews of half of them lol (don’t worry, when I finally get to posting again there’ll be tons: a lot are 90% finished in Evernote)… but just for ease of reading, here’s my straight list. So many of them are obvious, which is probably why my few exceptions are so bold :-P It’s all fun. I’ll be live tweeting the red carpet and show as per usual :)

Final Score: 11/24 (oh well, the usual 50/50… my usual 50%-ish, especially cool as I included the shorts, etc., and was more brutally hopeful than ever… till next year!)

Best Picture: Toy Story 3 Wrong! (The King’s Speech)
Best Director: David Fincher, The Social Network Wrong! (Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech)
Best Actor: Colin Firth, The King’s Speech Correct!
Best Actress: Natalie Portman, Black Swan Correct!
Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale, The Fighter Correct!
Best Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo, The Fighter Correct!
Best Original Screenplay: Inception, Christopher Nolan Wrong! (The King’s Speech)
Best Adapted Screenplay: The Social Network, Aaron Sorkin Correct!
Best Editing: Kirk Baxter, Angus Wall, The Social Network Correct!
Best Cinematography: Danny Cohen, The King’s Speech Wrong! (Inception)
Best Original Score: Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, The Social Network Correct!
Best Original Song: Alan Menken, Glenn Slater, “I See the Light”, Tangled Wrong! (“We Belong Together”, Toy Story 3)
Best Animated Feature: Toy Story 3 Correct!
Best Art Direction: Netty Chapman, The King’s Speech Wrong! (Alice in Wonderland)
Best Costume Design: Jenny Beavan, The King’s Speech Wrong! (Alice in Wonderland)
Best Make-Up: Barney’s Version Wrong! (The Wolfman)
Best Sound Editing: Inception Correct!
Best Sound Mixing: The Social Network Wrong! (Inception)
Best Visual Effects: Inception Correct!
Best Documentary Feature: Exit Through the Gift Shop Wrong! (Inside Job)
Best Documentary Short: Strangers No More Correct!
Best Live Action Short: Wish 143 Wrong! (God of Love)
Best Animated Short: Day and Night Wrong! (The Lost Thing)
Best Foreign Language Film: Biutiful Wrong!

(those last 5, I don’t normally do, ‘cos I’ve hardly seen any of the nominees lol… but what the hell, like I said, it’s all fun, and with so many predictable categories this year, the more fun we can add the better…)

Tally: The Social Network: 5, The King’s Speech: 4, Inception: 3, Toy Story 3: 2, The Fighter: 2, Everything Else: 1

The rest of this post is just my old nomination predictions.


As the comments attest, I haven’t updated this nearly as much as I’d‘ve liked to this year… hopefully I’ll do a better job of keeping track for next year’s. At this point, a lot of these seem fairly obvious, with the real fun coming when it comes to the winners. So with that in mind, I’m gonna go ahead and pick my winners before the nominations for all categories… y’know, just for fun. [NB. I’m bumping this to the front page ‘cos I haven’t done so in a while and I’ve changed a lot, but I might still change a few, especially the technical ones further down the page, some of which have me really stumped lol…]

63/97 … slightly squiffy ‘cos I put 5 down for Animated (they picked 3) and only 3 for Original Song (there were 4) … but way up on my usual 50%-ish, and all my win hopes are still in there, so all-in-all, very nice…

Best Picture

  • Toy Story 3 [WIN] Right!
  • The Social Network Right!
  • Black Swan Right!
  • The King’s Speech Right!
  • 127 Hours Right!
  • Winter’s Bone Right!
  • Another Year Wrong!
  • The Fighter Right!
  • True Grit Right!
  • Inception Right!

Best Director

  • David Fincher, The Social Network [WIN] Right!
  • Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech Right!
  • Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan Right!
  • Debra Granik, Winter’s Bone Wrong!
  • Mike Leigh, Another Year Wrong!

Best Actor

  • Colin Firth, The King’s Speech [WIN] Right!
  • James Franco, 127 Hours Right!
  • Jake Gyllenhaal, Love and Other Drugs Wrong!
  • Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network Right!
  • Jeff Bridges, True Grit Right!

Best Actress

  • Natalie Portman, Black Swan [WIN] Right!
  • Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole Right!
  • Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone Right!
  • Anne Hathaway, Love and Other Drugs Wrong!
  • Leslie Manville, Another Year Wrong!

Best Supporting Actor

  • Christian Bale, The Fighter [WIN] Right!
  • Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech Right!
  • Matt Damon, True Grit Wrong!
  • Justin Timberlake, The Social Network Wrong!
  • Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right Right!

Best Supporting Actress (NB. I am fully prepared to fall down on this category just for the sake of mentioning 3 of my favourite performances of the year, one of which isn’t even eligible LOL)

  • Melissa Leo, The Fighter [WIN] Right!
  • Amy Adams, The Fighter Right!
  • Elle Fanning, Somewhere Wrong!
  • Chloe Moretz, Kick-Ass Wrong!
  • Emily Watson, Cemetery Junction Wrong!

Best Original Screenplay

  • Inception, Christopher Nolan [WIN] Right!
  • The King’s Speech, David Seidler Right!
  • Somewhere, Sofia Coppola Wrong!
  • The Fighter, Scott Silver, Paul Tamasy, Eric Johnson Right!
  • Black Swan, Mark Heyman, Andres Heinz, John J. McLaughlin Wrong!

Best Adapted Screenplay

  • The Social Network, Aaron Sorkin [WIN] Right!
  • Winter’s Bone, Debra Granik, Anne Rosselini Right!
  • Toy Story 3, Michael Arndt Right!
  • How to Train Your Dragon, William Davies, Dean DeBlois, Chris Sanders Wrong!
  • Never Let Me Go, Alex Garland Wrong!

Best Editing

  • The Social Network, Kirk Baxter, Angus Wall [WIN] Right!
  • Black Swan, Andrew Weisblum Right!
  • Inception, Lee Smith Wrong!
  • The King’s Speech, Tariq Anwar Right!
  • 127 Hours, Jon Harris Right!

Best Cinematography

  • Danny Cohen, The King’s Speech [WIN] Right!
  • Matthew Libatique, Black Swan Right!
  • Jeff Cronenweth, The Social Network Right!
  • Roger Deakins, True Grit Right!
  • Wally Pfister, Inception Right!

Best Original Score

  • Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, The Social Network [WIN] Right!
  • Randy Newman, Toy Story 3 Wrong!
  • A.R. Rahman, 127 Hours Right!
  • Alexandre Desplat, The King’s Speech Right!
  • Hans Zimmer, Inception Right!

Best Original Song

  • “I See the Light” – Alan Menken, Tangled Right! [WIN]
  • “We Belong Together” – Randy Newman, Toy Story 3 Right!
  • “If I Rise” – AR Rahman, 127 Hours Right!
  • Wrong!

Best Animated Feature

  • Toy Story 3 [WIN] Right!
  • Tangled Wrong!
  • How to Train Your Dragon Right!
  • The Illusionist Right!
  • Despicable Me Wrong!

Best Art Direction

Best Costume Design

Best Make Up

  • Barney’s Version Right!
  • The Fighter Wrong!
  • True Grit

Best Sound Mixing

Best Sound Effects Editing

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Wrong!
  • Inception Right!
  • 127 Hours Wrong!
  • How to Train Your Dragon Wrong!
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Wrong!

Best Visual Effects



2010 Albums

2010 Albums

February 1st, 2011 by surlaroute

I dropped the ball on updating this with each 10 lol but anyway here’s the final rundown… a really great year I think, and I enjoyed listening to 90% of these a second time this year as I clarified this list order. I’ve tried to write something about each, but it’s the end of January now and I just have to post it so apologies for the gaps, maybe I’ll fill them at some point :)

Top 10 Albums 2010

  1. Varieté – Marc Almond
      By far my favourite of this year, this is a real album with seriously deep and important things to say on almost every track.
  2. Evelyn EvelynEvelyn Evelyn
      I think it was only last year that I finally got into the Dresden Dolls, a band I really should have been into at the time they were most active but just unfortunately passed me by completely. I’d been following Amanda Palmer via Neil Gaiman on Twitter and loved her personality, and when this ultra-high-concept project was announced, I pretty much knew it would be ranking high on my 2010 list… so no surprises here. It’s even more extraordinary than expected, such a haunting, hilarious, sad, strange story, the kind that leads me to genuinely believe it ought to be Henry Selick’s next stop-motion project (seriously, it would work; but it would not be for kids…). This one just pushed all the right buttons for me.
  3. Lustre – Ed Harcourt
      Probably wouldn’t have listened to this were it not for having seen him at the McGarrigle/Wainwright Christmas show at the end of ’09, but this is seriously great intelligent pop, and it grew on me even more on a second listen.
  4. WithershinsSmoosh
      The thing to write about this at the time of writing is, click on the link above and download it for free! I think they’re crazy to do this but, hey, it’s their decision :) I knew this would be one of my faves of the year, and I haven’t yet listened to it a second time but from the way it made me feel that first time I think it might turn out to be my favourite Smoosh album ever.
  5. Volume 2She & Him
      I loved She & Him’s first album but not as much as I really wanted to. This one has the same basic thing going for it as that one did, of course – it’s Zooey Deschanel singing, what further excuse do you need? – but also strips away just about everything that made the first record even close to lacking. This one’s an absolute joy.
  6. Write About Love – Belle and Sebastian
      I wasn’t sure the first time, but “I Didn’t See It Coming” sure wedged itself in. I’ve listened to it 3 times now, and boy is it growing on me. Will definitely be in the rotation for years to come.
  7. Pacific 231Raphael
      Like Smoosh, I guess, I’m really quite the sucker for Raphael and I just knew I would not only like but love this. I say this every time but it bears repeating, Raphael is a musical god, and if you haven’t listened to me in the past, listen to me this time… you have to hear this guy’s music. You don’t need to understand French to understand how incredible this guy is at putting an album together.
  8. I’m the RainSophie Zelmani
      I knew I would love this one before I even listened to it and wasn’t let down. Zelmani is just one of those people who I will always be eager to hear from, and I recommend to anyone that you seek out her work. It’s not quite up there with her last, 2008’s “The Ocean and Me”, but it’s pretty darn close.
  9. Praise and Blame – Tom Jones
      I haven’t listened to a lot of Tom Jones other than the obvious, the overplayed likes of It’s Not Unusual, What’s New Pussycat, Delilah, etc. It’s always been evident that he has a killer voice, that’s actually if anything improved with age, but aside from the regurgitating the old hits it never seemed anyone, least of all him, knew what to do with it. This album belongs in that special category like Neil Diamond’s 12 Songs, Johnny Cash’s American series, and to bring it closer to home I’d say Shirley Bassey’s The Performance from last year. It’s a real album, and showcases his vocals superbly.
  10. Dream Attic – Richard Thompson
      There are albums below this right now that I’m sure in the long run I’ll listen to more and end up higher up, but I just had an immediate visceral reaction to this similar to the one I had to Tim Finn’s Imaginary World in 2006. I usually frown on “live albums” a little but this is all new work and it sounds terrific.
  11. Recovery – Eminem
  12. Sweet & Wild – Jewel
      I said last year of her album Lullaby that after a series of albums that really only had one good song each, it felt like Jewel was starting over. This one continues the trend. There is one song that I loved infinitely more than the others on this, and that’s “What You Are“… but as a whole it is absolutely wonderful too.
  13. National Ransom – Elvis Costello
  14. The Family JewelsMarina & the Diamonds
      Like I said at the start, don’t get me wrong about this being down at the bottom. I actually kinda liked this one more than I expected, and for some reason I kinda like the idea of Marina & the Diamonds too. It’s incredibly samey but that’s unlikely to bother the target current mainstream audience, and I’d wish success on Marina much more readily than similar, dumber, uglier (in ideas, not appearance) outfits.
  15. Laws of Illusion – Sarah Mclachlan
  16. Christmas with the Puppini Sisters – The Puppini Sisters
  17. Nobody’s DaughterHole
      I’ve been a strange fan of Courtney Love and Hole for, seems like, a while now. I remember reading her biography by Poppy Z. Brite (more for Brite’s input than anything, it must be said) and listening to the earlier Hole stuff in tandem with my first time listening to Nirvana stuff, in the late nineties when I was finally starting to listen to non-movie/musical stuff lol. And I always kinda liked her for some reason. I didn’t know what to expect from this, but it seemed to me to be all the good stuff. I feel like this is one of my “weird” statements but I’m gonna say it: I feel like Courtney has one of those voices like Bob Dylan’s, that has always been in a state of becoming what its owner wants it to be… and I think, like Dylan’s, it’s only now on her most recent record that it might finally be getting there (I didn’t like Dylan’s latest, but damn did he sound gloriously rough). Some people will hate the sound of this girl’s voice, but I somehow can’t resist the real human quality to it. That and some of the songs are pretty darn good too.
  18. My Best Friend is YouKate Nash
      I’ll admit, I really loved Kate Nash’s debut. To me at the time it was honestly better than what everyone was calling the all-too-similar Lily Allen’s first. Now they’ve both got their second out, I will say Lily just marginally beats Kate, but this album certainly came as a surprise. There are some really odd tracks on here, almost Yoko Ono-ish in places, and some spectacularly hilarious lyrics. I really got a kick out of it.
  19. All Days Are Nights: Songs for LuluRufus Wainwright
      I’ve said many times, I’m not a great Rufus Wainwright fan… I hate most of his other fans far too much. There are vast corners of the world where you can spit and hit a hundred people who have no idea who the guy is still, and that, I agree, is wrong; but when it comes to those who love him… they just tend to love him far too much for my taste. Lately he has been doing the opera thing, which hasn’t helped at all because the thing that turned me on to him is how incredible he is in the dying pop genre. This being a pure piano album, I didn’t let myself get too excited about it. All I can say is, there is a lot here that blew my mind… this guy is clearly a genius and I will listen to it more than a few more times and enjoy the shear complexity of some of his compositions. But it’s not my kind of thing at all. I really hope his next will be just some serious pop to show the Gagas, Biebers and talent show products exactly how it’s done.
  20. Songs from the Tainted Cherry Tree – Diana Vickers
  21. The SuburbsArcade Fire
      I intend to listen to this one again after watching their live Youtube concert and this immense interactive music video because I think this album will grow on me. I felt the first time it wasn’t anywhere close to Neon Bible (but what is?) but catchier than Funeral. The more I’ve heard of it in snippets in the meantime, the more I really want to listen to the whole thing again.
  22. Hawk – Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan
  23. Fight or Flight – Emily Osment
  24. The Union – Elton John & Leon Russell
  25. Funstyle – Liz Phair
    I read a lot about people’s adverse reactions to this one and it turned out to be almost exactly what I expected – Katy Rose’s “Candy Eyed” but even wilder. I’ve only listened to some of Liz Phair’s earlier work so I guess the shift wasn’t so jarring for me. I really kinda loved this one.
  26. Back to Scratch – Charlotte Church
  27. Speak Now – Taylor Swift
  28. Progress – Take That
  29. No Space for Air – Julie Atherton
  30. Joy to the World – Pink Martini
  31. Endlessly – Duffy
  32. Dreams – Neil Diamond
      My first thought on this one was just that the idea of a covers album from Neil Diamond was disappointing. 12 Songs was such a come back for him, though he really seemed to get a huge audience again with the followup, Home Before Dark, which for me seemed just a pale clone of 12…, and the next thing we knew he was just back to performing his old hits again, and now back to singing other people’s songs? But I can’t argue with the song selections here – they’re many of them faves of mine, and his versions are very pleasant to listen to. But I would really prefer more original work.
  33. Hang Cool Teddy BearMeat Loaf
      Let’s face it Bat Out of Hell III, at the very least, should not have had that title. It had some great moments on it, for sure, but was too full of songs which other artists have made their own since they were first written (even the MTV Wuthering Heights movie versions of the two that appear on that album are frankly better…). This is something else though. It’s huge, original, fun, and towards the end pretty damn emotional too. I look forward to listening to it again.
  34. Have One On MeJoanna Newsom
       I wasn’t keen on Newsom’s last celebrated effort “Ys” though I tried my best with it. I only really got excited to listen to this one when Peter Serafinowicz of all people tweeted that the first (of three, count ‘em) CDs sounded like early Kate Bush. He wasn’t wrong. I kind of got tired of it by the end of the exhaustive 2 and a half hours, Newsom has certainly done a Tori Amos here, dumping far too much into the package that could have been excised to make something much closer to perfection, but I know I’m fairly alone in having that sort of objection. What I liked here is great.
  35. Plastic BeachGorillaz
      This is one of those albums that comes along every so often and I simply can’t not put it at the top of the list, even though I know I’m gonna need to listen to it many more times to make that powerful a judgment. I think this album may be genius… I started out almost hating it but I held out because Damon Albarn tends to know what he’s doing… somewhere something clicked, and by the end, my mind was a little blown. I can’t wait to listen to this one again and forego that initial “WTF is this?”-ness, lol. (update: OK, I don’t know how this album got all the way down here… I’m hoping I can rekindle the feeling that precedes these parentheses… but honestly, second and third listens did nowhere near as much for me… don’t know what to say…)
  36. Y NotRingo Starr
      With respect to George Harrison and John Lennon, who have their reasons for not releasing music anymore, I found myself as I listened to this album thinking Ringo might just be becoming my favourite Beatle. He most emphatically does not produce songs with profound meaning and import, but he does with startlingly increased regularity, pop out these near irresistible bursts of fun. And I don’t listen to a lot of “fun” music, but for what I need, I would take Ringo’s cheese over the more popular sleaze any day. Having said that, the duet with Paul McCartney on this one is an unexpected beauty.
  37. American VI: Ain’t No GraveJohnny Cash
      My one problem with this one is its length: barely breaking 30 minutes, they could really have combined this with the previous volume on one CD and it’s not like the tracks weren’t there. It is great, however, to still have “new” tracks from this man, and all of these live up to the rest in the “American” series.
  38. Sparks FlyMiranda Cosgrove
      I love that there’s not only a new Miley album out this year but also from her Hannah Montana co-star Emily Osment, this from iCarly and, it seems even her onscreen sidekick Jennette McCurdy is getting in on the music thing too. I love the teen pop albums… when they work. And yeh, they haven’t had a great success rate in a while. Miranda’s effort is fun though, it matches her onscreen personae well with tracks like “Disgusting” (“It’s disgusting that I love you…”) … like, even though it’s the usual teenage heartache or romance stuff it has this slightly off and strange attitude that adds just a little something. Not great, but why would you expect great from the one School of Rock kid who didn’t play any music in the movie lol?
  39. LightsEllie Goulding
      There’s always a couple of albums like this on my list by the end of the year which I frankly can’t think of much to say about except that I liked. I just read that Rachel Stevens has a new album due out this year, as does Sophie Ellis-Bextor, and those two are much more my kind of this kind of pop, but this was better than expected from an artist who made all those hollow “sound of 2010” lists before anybody had even heard a peep out of the new material etc. I really like Starry-Eyed.
  40. The Shadow of an EmpireFionn Regan
      Another I have little to say about. I bought Regan’s last after his Mercury nomination (I think I sought out all the nominees that year because I was stuck for something to listen to) and quite liked it. And I quite liked this one. Nothing to really shout about though.
  41. Can’t Be Tamed – Miley Cyrus
      
  42. Le Noise – Neil Young
  43. A Year Without Rain – Selena Gomez and The Scene
  44. Red Velvet Car – Heart
  45. Scream – Ozzy Osbourne
      I kinda love Ozzy’s solo stuff, it’s as close to really loving hard rock/metal as I’ll ever get because like some of Meat Loaf’s stuff it actually retains a sense of melody and structure etc. This isn’t terrific but I liked it enough.
  46. Close-Up Vol. 2 – Suzanne Vega
  47. Close-Up Vol. 1 – Suzanne Vega
      The Close-Up volumes by Suzanne Vega for me are a lot like Neil Diamond’s covers… they’re lovely, but I’d much prefer more original material. They don’t really add to the originals or do much different either, like for example Carly Simon’s “Never Been Gone” covers did last year.
  48. Talking to You Talking to MeThe Watson Twins
      Here’s another group I’ll likely never have a bad word for, though they’re yet to create anything outside of the Jenny Lewis project “Rabbit Fur Coat” that really bears multiple listenage. I think I liked this album much more than their last, “Fire Songs”, something kinda clicks almost exactly halfway and it becomes very interesting indeed, so I’ll probably give it at least a second chance to see if I was merely warming up to them again for that first half.
  49. Head FirstGoldfrapp
      Yikes, I thought I’d written my mini-review of this one already here lol, and I really don’t remember much of it at all. As I recall, I’d been led to expect Goldfrapp’s purest pop album to date, and I wasn’t impressed. My fave of theirs so far I think (and they’re not exactly a group I follow) was Seventh Tree, and nothing on this made me as happy as, say, Happiness or anything. It didn’t piss me off or anything though, which is something.
  50. Swanlights – Antony and the Johnsons
      All I can really say of this one is, even on a second listen Antony’s voice didn’t break my heart as it usually does. It’s still lovely to listen to, but I just couldn’t find anything to really hang on to.
  51. The House – Katie Melua
      This was way down the bottom of the list at the last update and I said it was awful apart from “The Flood”. I’ve gotta say, a second listen really changed that opinion. This is still very noodly and forgettable but it’s definitely growing on me. I don’t think it’ll ever live up as a whole to the sheer genius of “The Flood” though.
  52. Almost Alice – Various Artists
      I’ve still not seen the Tim Burton Alice movie, I will soon though just for completism. I really have next to no interest in his “vision”. But for some reason I convinced myself that if anything good came out of that movie, it might be this soundtrack album. Last year’s “Nightmare Revisited” – a rerecording/revisiting of songs from “The Nightmare Before Christmas” by a similarly eclectic bunch of artists – was one of my faves of the year. This one seems to start well, but pretty quickly I got tired of the same references to the text repeated over and over.
  53. Hannah Montana Forever – Miley Cyrus
      I still haven’t watched the episodes that these songs come from but I look forward to them. There’s even less good on this than previous releases but I can listen to Hannah Montana for hours. “Wherever I Go” is certainly the highlight here, I can see myself in tears wherever they use that in the end.
  54. Michael – Michael Jackson
      The apprenhension/excitement divide darn near tore me apart over this one. It’s almost beyond ranking really, because though none of the tracks on this really slayed me (on a second listen some came close though), I’m glad these posthumous releases are happening. I’m certain that at some point there’ll be something to really treasure comes up.
  55. Christmas in New York – Various Artists
      Julie Atherton promoted this up the wazoo on Twitter and I really thought I’d enjoy it, being as I love her, I love Christmas, I love showtunes, and I think I love New York. I’d heard some of the songs on it before too. But of the songs I’d heard, I can certainly think of versions I dig a hundred times more, and just overall this just didn’t work for me. It’s pleasant enough though.
  56. Songs for the New Depression – Loudon Wainwright III
  57. Born Free – Kid Rock
      Listened ‘cos of the song he sang at “Rally for Sanity”, “Care”, and I was disappointed to find that it’s a very different arrangement on the album. The rest is decent enough but just not for me, and not as good as I remember Rock n Roll Jesus being.
  58. Anthems – Kerry Ellis
      A good third of this is pretty much her “Wicked in Rock” collaboration with Brian May which I think I may have shared my feelings on elsewhere (just ghastly). I was kind of okay with this as an easy listen until I heard Julie Atherton’s album (above) later in the year. The contrast speaks for itself.
  59. A Curious ThingAmy MacDonald
      This one had an uphill struggle with me to even hope to exceed the glory that was MacDonald’s debut and almost immediately I fell into disappointment as I listened. There are moments on this where it’s cringingly evident they are trying to recreate the flow of “This is the Life” but they fail every time. By the time it gets to her solemnly strumming Bruce Springsteen’s “Dancing in the Dark” on the hidden track at the end I was done. She has a nice voice and energy that makes this still worth a listen over many worse things that won’t even get a look-in on this list, but I hope the next will be something actually new like the first.
  60. Aphrodite – Kylie Minogue
      Listened to ‘cos I adored her last, X… but I kinda knew this wasn’t for me the moment she started instructing her audiences how to behave during her TV performances of “All the Lovers” etc. This is for people who value the screamy, shouty fan experience more than the music.
  61. Strip Me – Natasha Bedingfield
  62. A Christmas Cornucopia – Annie Lennox
      Just hilariously earnest.
  63. Small Craft on a Milk Sea – Brian Eno
      I’m not really sure why I decided to listen to this one… I don’t really like abstract anything. Parts of this literally sound like they were made using Eno’s iPhone app Bloom, though, which is why I place it this low. There’s barely anything there.
  64. Merry Christmas II You – Mariah Carey
      If there are as many, I generally try to listen to at least 4 new Christmas albums each year, and this one seemed like the lesser evil over the Glee (which I hate about as equally) Christmas album as my 4th choice… I really should have reconsidered. This is the worst example of Mariahohiahiaaah’s vocal noodling ever and frequently sounds like it’s been on a shelf since the early 90s. The new version of “All I Want for Christmas” is almost passable… but really why bother? The original is the only thing of this lady’s that you need in your Christmas library.


I Confess

I Confess 3 star

January 28th, 2011 by surlaroute

I seem to remember really liking this one when I first watched it as a teenager but found it trickier to get into this time around. It has a wonderfully strong concept to begin with, in fact it captured my imagination so much that first time that I attempted to write my own first screenplay based on something similar – a priest hears the confession of a murderer and is bound by the code of secrecy… intriguing enough a “what if” already, it quickly becomes all the more fascinating as suspicion of the murder falls upon the priest, two little girls having witnessed a man in a cassock leaving the scene of the crime. What is he to do?

In stark contrast to Hitchcock’s previous movie Strangers on a Train there’s nothing remotely lighthearted to be found in this story. I’d like to say this is less to do with an overly stuffy approach than the fact that at 90 minutes, there’s simply no room for laughs. Hitchcock almost flatly states this is to be so by getting his trademark cameo out of the way within minutes while he’s still setting up the location of the action in his opening montage.

Sadly, while he might not have room for a giggle or two, Hitchcock does find time for a rather cumbersome backstory, dealt with in flashbacks, that doesn’t really have much bearing on this otherwise effectively simple setup other than putting the priest ever so slightly more in doubt and giving the lead Montgomery Clift a love interest (cleverly, without giving a priest a love interest – amusingly, this didn’t stop the film being banned in Ireland at the time) . This middle section and the lengthy courtroom scene that follows leads to the movie feeling almost painfully longer than 90 minutes. I can’t help but feel like this story could’ve been made so much more exciting.



Strangers on a Train

Strangers on a Train 5 star

January 28th, 2011 by surlaroute

This is perhaps the most elegantly designed of Hitchcock’s movies next to the much earlier Ring, the story here visualised from the outset (as that movie’s was by the boxing ring, the arm band, the wedding ring) by the “criss-cross” of the railroad tracks on which hero and villain fatefully meet. It’s an insanely simple set-up: a slightly unhinged character Bruno (played with exuberant relish by Robert Walker) suggests to tennis pro Guy (Farley Granger) that they, both having reasons to want someone out of their life (and who doesn’t?), swap murders, thereby providing an alibi for each other and committing the perfect crime. The good Guy clearly wants no part of it and assumes Bruno is joking; Bruno mistakes Guy’s reaction at their first meeting as a contract.

There’s the same sick thrill as Rope here about the “Let’s do a murder!” aspect, and I love it. As in Rope Granger plays the unwilling participant, though here of course even more unwilling. But along with this sense of near-glee, there’s also plenty of genuine creepiness. As Bruno stalks Guy’s “victim” at the fairground, one truly gets a sense of the girl’s absolute innocence and humanity, even as you laugh at Bruno’s cruel quirks – bursting the balloon of a little boy who gets in the way, for example. Even after the brutal crime, we’re given even more of a chill as Bruno calmly helps a blind man across the street – it has the same effect as, say, Hannibal Lector’s etiquette would have decades later. This is one of cinema’s most horribly dimensional bad guys.

Following Bruno’s enacting of his part of the “deal” he thinks was made, the movie begins to resemble another much earlier Hitchcock, Blackmail. There are further chilling appearances of Bruno observing Guy, waiting for him to reciprocate and murder too, in Washington, but most memorably at a tennis match, one of Hitchcock’s most brilliantly creepy shots, as in among the clichéd heads going side to side following the game, there is Bruno’s head, completely stationary, looking right at us/Guy. Robert Walker as Bruno actually reminds me a lot of the blackmailer in Blackmail, as a matter of fact, something about the overly confident way he holds himself, adding I suppose to the villainy… he truly sees nothing wrong in all of this.

There’s more lightheartedness too, however – that high society woman at a party talking delightedly about murder that I mentioned in my Shadow of a Doubt review is at last here … it’s like the whole movie is about that fine line where the deep-seated sympathy for certain criminals we all carry to an extent becomes itself something too dark – in Bruno, it’s terrifying, but in this old lady? Joyous. There’s Pat Hitchcock’s character too, who I just loved in all her precocious dead-pannery. She’s one of those characters who seems to be the only one who knows exactly what’s going on, only nobody will ever ask her, her insight all stemming again from a chilling exchange of looks between her and Bruno, who almost kills the aforementioned old lady when Pat’s glasses (similar to the ones worn by Guy’s “victim”) distract him. And there’s the wonderful little boy at the electrifying finale on the carousel, as the whole thing spins horrifyingly out of control, giggling like it’s the best ride he’s ever had. This movie’s juxtaposition between these extremes of terror and delight knows absolutely no bounds. I’ve actually fallen in love with it even more just writing about it months later.



Stage Fright

Stage Fright 4 star

January 27th, 2011 by surlaroute

“Everything seems a fine acting role when you’re stage-struck… A plot, interesting cast, even a costume…”

This was one of the very few later Hitchcock movies that I hadn’t yet seen until this procedural run-through of his filmography, and I really had no idea what to expect. The almost cheeky sense of the theatrical here is evident from the off, with a wonderful credits sequence featuring a safety curtain opening onto a wide shot of London.

The story (and this will be a spoiler, so be warned) is essentially a total fabrication with the narrator explaining in flashback what amounts to what I guess is Hitchcock’s largest mcguffin being as the flashback is a lie that dominates most of the movie’s runtime. I don’t mind saying that when this is revealed at the end of the movie, I was more than a little overawed… I really knew nothing of where the movie was going. Thinking back on it now, I already see that it’s really just a gimmick that will never have the same effect on me in future viewings… but nevertheless, it sure worked the first time.

There’s plenty more to enjoy here, however – it’s an unusual cast, I felt, for Hitchcock, with Jane Wyman, Marlene Dietrich, and Alastair Sim in particular rather hamming it up for the cameras, something I personally loved in this instance. I liked the symmetrical use of that safety curtain seen at the beginning returning at the film’s climax. And just as I noticed Hitchcock’s superb continued use of POV shots in The Paradine Case, here I noticed he still made careful use of sound, my favourite instance being when a character walks into a building, the camera following him from behind and the door only being heard closing behind him/us. There’s humour too, of course with almost every minute Alastair Sim is on screen, but also in one of Hitchcock’s cameos, and perhaps my favourite moment in the movie as Richard Todd flees the scene of the crime and a policeman tries to break the window of his car only to have Todd point to an insert of a “safety glass” sticker. I may just be overenthusiastic because it’s so rare for me now to see a “new” (to me) Hitchcock (well – impossible now, I guess, unless they find The Mountain Eagle lol!) … but what else can I say? I enjoyed it.



Golden Globes 2011

Golden Globes 2011

January 16th, 2011 by surlaroute

As usual I almost entirely missed the actual nominations of these but it wouldn’t have made a lot of difference this year as I only started watching awards season stuff in the past couple of weeks… I’m almost inclined to ignore these completely this year because of the ridiculous Musical/Comedy nominations, but an awards show is an awards show so here are my combined predictions/hopes/expectations…

Final score: 10/14! Very surprised at that lol. Loved the show, check my Twitter for various other random comments lol.

Best Motion Picture, Drama: The King’s Speech Wrong!

Best Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: The Kids Are All Right (amazingly the best of a sh*tty bunch… for the record I kinda hated even this) Correct!

Best Director – Motion Picture: David Fincher, The Social Network Correct!

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama: Colin Firth, The King’s Speech Correct!

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama: Natalie Portman, Black Swan Correct!

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy: Paul Giamatti, Barney’s Version Correct!

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy: Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right Correct!

Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture: Christian Bale, The Fighter Correct!

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture: Melissa Leo, The Fighter Correct!

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture: Inception Wrong!

Best Animated Feature Film: Toy Story 3 Correct!

Best Foreign Language Film: Biutiful Wrong!

Best Original Song – Motion Picture: “I See the Light”, Tangled Wrong!

Best Original Score – Motion Picture: Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, The Social Network Correct!

I don’t do TV as I’m usually about 10 yrs late with the kind of stuff that gets nominated lol (I just started watching West Wing and Mad Men, eg).

I got 7/14 last year and 6/14 the year before so I guess this year I’m hoping for at least 8/14? lol. In any event I shall be tweeting through the show.



Under Capricorn

Under Capricorn 2 stars

January 15th, 2011 by surlaroute

I said in my Jamaica Inn review that I wasn’t big on Hitchcock’s costume movies and wasn’t much looking forward to this one… but I have to say, after loving the heck out of Joseph Cotten in Shadow of a Doubt, Ingrid Bergman in Spellbound and Notorious, and reading of his further use of long takes here after Rope (which I don’t remember from the last time I watched this), I was actually fairly excited to see it again.

That long introduction is really just another of my ways of padding out a review in which I unsurprisingly have little else to say. Within minutes here I won’t deny my eyes and ears had kind of glazed over in a way in which I’m most familiar when it comes to this kind of movie. Hitchcock’s love of the lavish can be seen throughout his work to certain extents but it’s the element of his style that I could most do without, and I can only stand costume drama when it’s subverted in some way, like the filthification of the best Wuthering Heights adaptation, eg.

I’m sure if you like this kind of thing it’s as good as the more average of Hitchcock’s output – though I’d say the use of long takes here is nowhere near as exciting as that in Rope. To costume drama lovers I can only apologise for not being able to see past my total lack of interest in the genre. This is one Hitchcock movie I’m very unlikely to watch again in the near future.