“At least I saw the wild before it disappeared.”

Oh, but if only it would disappear now that I’ve seen it …

Now, I know this movie has so little to really do with Disney that they can almost be forgiven anyway … but the first thing I found myself wondering here is whether it was a good or bad thing that I’d seen the monumental act of repentance that was Meet the Robinsons before this absolute jawdropper of a stinker from last year.

On the one hand, I found myself watching and knowing that the company has since picked itself up off its ass and moved on. On the other, I’d kind of loved to have seen Meet the Robinsons with the anger raging in me following The Wild – it’d be interesting to see how forgiving I’d be. For this, really, truly, is an unbearably awful movie. I’m sorry, but I don’t even wanna dignify it with more words than that. Ill-conceived on every level. Good lighting and rendering is no longer impressive, guys. Edit: The director has “Spaz” in his name. I guess I can’t say they didn’t warn me.

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