It physically hurt me to watch this movie. I’d say here, please, watch this movie, I need to know if it’s just me or does this movie really suck worse than anything has ever sucked? But the thing is, I know it’s not me… and I just wouldn’t wish this movie on anyone. Just look at the title. I’ve said the title to at least 5 separate people and 2 out of those have said, “sounds like a porno movie,” and the others have all kind of squished their faces up, like, “what the hell have you been watching now?” And that’s before you even mention the plot – which is about the smuggling of sperm out of prisons. I really hope this movie disappears quietly: the British movie industry doesn’t need any more embarrassment, and this movie would just about kill it. For the record, when I finally make genres appear on this site, I have placed this in the Comedy genre, but imagine some inverted commas around that on this one…

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