Lord of Illusions

Lord of Illusions 1 star

I don’t know what to say about this one – it’s a horror movie I’ve certainly been meaning to watch for a while, being as its one of Clive Barker’s few post-Hellraiser works as director. But your heart really sinks even as the opening credits roll – Scott Bakula, Famke Jannsen, who? and who?

The magic stuff is good, I guess; though frankly I’d sooner see something entirely unrelated like The Prestige or, a little closer, one of the F/X movies; there’s a noiry Blade Runneriness about the opening, and it winds up a little Temple of Doom like. More than anything, I noticed how easily could’ve simply been another Hellraiser sequel like, say Deader, being as the way that series went. That might have made it, if only slightly, memorable. As it is, it’s just a forgettable disappointment all round, really.


2 Responses to “Lord of Illusions”

  1. someone Says:

    Famke Janssen is no nobody
    she was in Goldeneye , The X-MEN TRILOGY , Don’t say a word ,Hide and seek, Nip/Tuck , House on Haunted Hill , The Faculty , Love & Sex etc…....
    any of these movies ring a bell?

  2. Casper Says:

    I guess that was unclear … the “who? and who?” referred to everyone else on the cast list … she and Scott Bakula are hardly nobodies, I know, but they don’t exactly inspire confidence in a movie when they’re the biggest names in the cast :P

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