Havoc
I feel like Cartman, lol. “Umm, excuse me, I was led to believe there would be, umm … Havoc? in these proceedings?”
I really didn’t expect much from this – Anne Hathaway quickly lost my affection after Princess Diaries and if even people who weren’t so crazy about her there were panning her decision to do this, well, hence the long time it’s taken me to see it. I finally got around to it because I’ve heard good things about the straight-to-video sequel which I’ll be watching tomorrow. And I must say my interest was piqued ever so slightly by Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s name in the opening credits 
But boy … I can’t argue with the way it’s all put together, it certainly looks like a movie, even like a movie worthy of Anne Hathaway … but it’s like someone saw Thirteen and decided, “you know what? That movie’s just far too interesting – I wanna make that movie, but take all that interestingness out!”
Watch it if you wanna see Hathaway’s nipples … and you’ll probably be happy ‘cos you don’t have to wait long. But for anything else? Thirteen is absolutely the movie you’re looking for.