It’s not often I verbally assault a movie before its title comes up onscreen. I was expecting this to be bad, though at the same time willing to give it the best of chances, not least since I discovered it’s directed by Rick Rosenthal who made Part 2. But, “she killed the wrong guy”??! Jesus Christ, resurrection by dog’s piss or lightning a la Freddy and Jason sequels would be more respectful than this! AND THEN THEY KILL HER?!! (No, that’s not a spoiler … this movie is impossible to spoil more than the way it comes unaided.) This is even before the reality TV show set-up I expected to hate! lol

Seriously, just ignore this movie. It ended with Laurie’s heavy breathing and then Rob Zombie started it again. This never happened. Please god, this never happened, lol.

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