“A jaywalking iguana! That’s all we need now!”

This is essentially a replica of Holocaust with a bunch of hapless idiots venturing into the jungle to disprove the existence of cannibalism (place your bets on the outcome of that) intercut with a New York story which in this case does nothing but help make the movie feature-length. Where Holocaust, I found to my surprise, ultimately had something pretty heavy to say, however, this one is more interested in getting to the 10 minutes or so of gore in the finale.

The heroine staring into the camera at the end having denied the whole thing ever happened hints at the way Holocaust implicated the entire audience in the ordeal by virtue of their mere watching; and yes, that final gore is pretty nasty (I’m sure the movie makers were glad that girl had bigger boobs than Francesca Ciardi, lol …) ... but overall it’s all pretty pointless. Hmm … let me clarify that, since most of these movies are overall pretty pointless lol; I mean in a bad way here.

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